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The B#tchn Bachelorette Party – Sassy Fun Party Ideas

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The B#tchn Bachelorette Party – Sassy fun Bachelorette Party Ideas


The B#tchn Bachelorette Party

Cuss kitchen brings you The B#tchn Bachelorette Party- Tips, Trends, and Sassy Ideas – Cocktail recipes, Appetizers, Desserts, Brunch and Funny Gifts


Cocktail with Kahlula, Baileys, Cream, and Frozen Coffee.Origin

Traditional bridal showers may have originated in the 16th Century, as an alternative to the dowry system.  Brides get fully stocked at a shower, but Brides get STOKED at a B#tchn Bachelorette!  A last great fling before the ring…A wild weekend or more classy affair…Let the Martini glasses clink!

Trending Bachelorette Parties

Expensive Bachelorette weekend trips may not be as popular in 2024.  With inflated costs, many Bridal parties are planning lower-key events to be inclusive of the bride’s entire friend & family group.   Here are some party planning  Pro tips to deliver the fun- In Budget…OMG!



Top 10 Current Tips and Trends

#1 Planning a Bachelorette:  Plan a budget that is inclusive of the needs of the primary guests.  Everyone wants to be there for the Bride.

#2 Whether its one big night or an entire weekend,  hosting a bachelorette can be a lot of work.  Spend less time by planning as a team for everything you need.   Delegate responsibilities.  Parties should be fun, a time for celebrating- even for the planners!

#3 Can you afford more fun by staying close and avoiding flights?  Are there amazing opportunities with a 1-tank trip?  Take a poll from your guest list.

#4 Start your plan early.  Things get busy as you close in on the Wedding date.  The Bride may appreciate more time between wedding events.

#5 Build for the Bride and keep your focus on her – What are fun surprises for the Bride-to-be?  Can you plan a time to share special memories? Party games about the Bride?

#6 Customized clothing, bachelorette accessories, and goodies are growing in popularity

#7 Don’t be afraid to get creative with bachelorette Party food ideas.  Develop a menu your team will love to help with.  Whether its finger foods, a themed dish, dessert or cocktail, your menu is a big part of the fun.  Be aware of food allergies and special diets.  A bachelorette brunch can give your weekend a beautiful close.   Send off the guest of honor and her bridesmaids with delicious foods,  and a champagne or a Mimosa bar.

#8 Create bonds and memories with a slumber party theme at the Bach party

#9  Plan time to Chill.  Sometimes the simplest things are the memory-makers.  Chilla Bridezilla!

#10 Some Brides want to share the experience with their betrothed.  Mixed Bachelor and Bachelorette parties are also becoming more popular.

Cuss Kitchen Theme – a B#tchn Bachelorette Party

Have your guests bring a delicious Appetizer, Cocktail, or Dessert- with a nasty name!  They can develop their own- or use Cusskitchen.com as a guide.  Take a picture or video of each guest and their creation on the way in!  Try not to jiggle your camera as you are laughing hysterically at each entrance!  Yummy food and drink ideas with Nasty names-that’s our kind of event!  Unforgettable bachelorette party- Share it with us, and we will feature you.

Count on Cuss kitchen for the Best Bachelorette Party food, and bachelorette party drink recipes.

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The B#tchn Bachelorette Party- Sassy fun Party ideas

Cocktails, Appetizers, Desserts, Brunch and Funny Gifts


B#tchin Bachelorette Cocktails

The B#tchn Bachelorette Party- Sassy fun Party ideas and Bachelorette Party Cocktails


Ridiculously Funny Cocktails to Enjoy


glass with a ice and mezcal drink garnished with a lime and jalapeno


The Stiffy  This delicious Mezcal drink is balanced with the citrus flavors of Cointreau and fresh lime juice. The drink is amped up with Guajillo Pepper simple syrup and a Chipotle sugar rim.  This XXX recipe delivers a sassy tang, with wonderful smoke, and spice.  Belly up to el Mezcaleria!





The Blow Job Shot  Made with Kahlua coffee liqueur, Bailey’s Irish Cream alcohol, and whipped cream.  This is a simple and easy mixed and layered shot recipe. A great Bachelorette party drink- line up those shot glasses…






Buttery Nipple Shot  The Buttery nipple is a fantastic riff on the classic Slippery Nipple shot. With notes of vanilla, butterscotch and chocolate, it’s always a winner at any party!




VER liqueur in front of palms. There are also two cocktails with rosemary garnishReconstituted VERgin   It’s a little-known FACT….TRUTH…. OK, ABSTRACT CONCEPT, that  if you haven’t had sex in 6 months, you are a virgin all over again, and there is conjecture that this magical and earthy elixir may pave the way! And if it doesn’t, well it is still an absolutely delicious Signature cocktail.





Hilarious & Funny Cocktails


frosty comopolitan drink with infused blackberry brandy tapioca balls


Not Your Man’s Balls   You will be so excited to get to the bottom of your frozen Cranberry Cosmo and slurp up those delicious balls- Blackberry Brandy-infused Tapioca balls!  You may have had ‘Bubble Tea’- This is the grown-up version.




Sexy Get Laid Cocktail This cocktail is a rather simple drink – one which is supposed to bestow its drinker with the power of persuasion. Whether it works or not, it makes a fun and novel addition to any cocktail hour or party.


key lime pie flavored martini


Shameless Tart    The Shameless Tart is a Brazen Hussy of a Key Lime Pie Martini.  It’s a tropical vacation on your tongue and the cocktail version of your favorite pie! Famed psychiatrist Dr. Carl Jung said, “shame is a soul-eating emotion.”  Wow! Sounds like being shameless is essential to our well-being!   Doctor’s orders!  This is also a great batch cocktail.



Watermelon Spritzer cocktail


Smashed Diva  The watermelon is ‘smashed’…Will you be? Noooooo not from this Rose Prosecco and Watermelon Cocktail, unless you find them delicious and drink a completely inappropriate number

smiley face drawingDISCLAIMER:  and we do say this lovingly…our CUSStomers and favorite Divas do seem to like Sparkle and ‘Inappropriate’!




Fun and Sexy Drink recipes


cocktail sits in front of a bottle of club soda absente and gin with a lemon a alcohol measuring jigger


Horny Fairy   The Horny Fairy is an aromatic cocktail of gin, absinthe, club soda, and a twist of lime.  Sip and enjoy this refreshing cocktail.



Bourbon sangria


Sassy Sangria  Sangria does not have to be sweet!  In fact, our Sangria is dry and delicious- AND it is Kick A$$!  Our Sassy Sangria starts with a Marlboro Sauvignon Blanc, bold Kentucky Bourbon and refreshing Ginger Beer.  Sassy Sangria is smooth, and crisp with a wonderful depth of flavor.  The perfect mix of white wine, Bourbon, ginger and fruit flavors- a delicious twist on a classic cocktail.



Cocktail with rose wine, vodka, citrus juices, rushed ice and pomegranate pearls.

Southern Humidititties   is a frozen Rosé and Vodka cocktail- a summer drink that adds the chill to chillin.  Easy to make and keep in your freezer, it’s slushy goodness blends the juices of Grapefruit, Lemon, and Pomegranate, with Rose wine, Vodka and fresh Mint with a gorgeous Pomegranate seed garnish.





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B#tchin Bachelorette Party Appetizers


baked deviled eggs topped with everything bagel spice


You Sexy Devil   Sexy Baked and Spiced Deviled Eggs with Rosemary and Everything Bagel topping.  Eggs never looked so good!  Sinful? not so much…these eggs are Vegetarian, Gluten-free, Dairy, and Keto- a great snack idea, and healthful food option


Marscapone spread on cutting board with candied pecans, sliced strawberries, and balsamic reduction


The Spread  It is time for a Mascarpone Butter Board with Balsamic Strawberries Basil and Candied Pecans.  This is the easiest appetizer you never have to cook, the express train of bougie, simple goodness- the new Charcuterie Board


Caprese with fresh tomato, mozzarella and pine nuts


Sleezy Capreezy  There is magic in this recipe because the pesto, tomato, mozzarella cheese, and spices fuse into the bread as it roasts-  This is an over-the-top bruschetta –  So delicious to serve at a Bachelorette party






Appetizers to Impress


fruit appetizer - grapes covered with cheese and crushed pistachos

Ball Busters  Our Ball Busters are sweet, fresh grapes covered in a creamy cheese spread with a salty and crunchy pistachio coating.  A delicious and surprising fruit appetizer that is Keto and vegetarian friendly.  This grape cheese appetizer is perfect for that last-minute invitation. There aren’t enough 15-minute appetizers in this world- Fun and easy – always a hit


pastry rolled in a pinwheel filled with mashed potatoes, peas, carrots, and beef


Sheep Thrills  Baaad Shepherd!….but, Great appetizer Ewe will love!   Seasoned Ground Beef, with small pieces of potatoes, peas, and carrots- an easy Shepard’s Pie in flaky puff pastry.  All the nostalgia and savory flavor of a simple Shepherd’s Pie in a delicious party appetizer.



Sliced cucumbers with lox and soft cheese

Skinny Bitch Thingomof*ckers   These little cucumber bites taste delicious and stand out amid so many heavy dishes- Thingomof*ckers are a beautiful combination of English Cucumber, Boursin Cheese spread, Smoked Salmon Lox, and fresh Dill.   A classy finger food that will satisfy all of those diet-conscious friends looking for low calories. You will love this recipe, and your Keto friends will secretly eat up these smoked salmon bites – perfect party treats.






B#tchin Bachelorette Party Desserts

finished shutthef-upcake - cupcake with alcohol pipette



Shutthef*ckupcakes  What could be better than Homemade Chocolate cupcakes with Toasted Coconut Frosting and a Kahlua Pipette?




Better Than Sex Cake  This cake is saturated with caramel sauce and topped with whipped cream, more caramel, chocolate sauce, and toffee pieces.  Better than Sex?  You decide…




Tray of Mocha Me Crazy parfaits


You Mocha me Crazy  What could be better than a Mocha Cookie Dessert?  The perfect solution for a world full of crazy!  This dessert is light but luxurious, Indulgent but low calorie(OK – not so much) – But delicious parfaits may bring you and your Bachelorettes from the edge…

Sexy Desserts

boozy truffles with hazelnuts, bourbon, animal crackers



Luscious Balls  Bourbon Grenache Chocolate Balls with Hazel nuts and Animal Crackers- Amazing, Fast and Easy




Peanut Butter Slutty Brownies  This *lazy* recipe includes just three store-bought ingredients – so anyone can make them! You’ll be pulling these cookie brownies with Oreos out of the oven in less than an hour!


Dunkin Donut Holes dipped in melted chocolate, crushed oreos with pipettes filled with liquorBoozy A-Holes   These donut holes have an A rating in our Book!  A-Holes!  The easiest/most popular dessert you will ever bring to a party.  What could be better than a donut hole dipped in chocolate and Oreo and infused with Godiva Chocolate Liqueur? AND There are so many variations to enjoy- We love making these with Glazed, Cinnamon, or Chocolate Donuts.  We love infusing them with pipettes full of Chocolate Liqueur, Peanut Butter Liqueur, Kahlua, and Irish Cream…use your imagination.  Everyone loves boozy dessert ideas.




Mother fudger   Enjoy the soul of Bourbon in this creamy Fudge with Toffee and Caramel… so Fudging Good!  This Boozy Adult-only treat will be a favorite- and it is RIDICULOUSLY EASY to make.  MICROWAVE in minutes.  Satisfy your sweet tooth in record time with this easy and decadent Chocolatey goodness.   Where has this recipe been all your life?



kitchen towels with sassy sayings

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french toast rollups with apple chutney


Tickle me Toasts    Dippable Cream cheese and Chutney filled French toast are so delicious and different. What a treat!  Perfect for special occasions.



spinach sausage strada

For F*ckssake Breakfast Bake   Try a delicious Egg, Spinach, and Chorizo Strata.   It is simple enough to make the night before, and pop it in the oven the next morning.  This fabulous and easy strata is packed with flavor and will have you greeting the new day.   In fact, morning person or not, you might just find yourself saying…        “FFS,  I REALLY HAVE GOT THIS”.



Spinach and feta shasuka

Boom Shaka Laka This Shakshuka is earthy, smokey, and soul-warming.  You will taste North African, and Middle-eastern notes in the Harissa, Cumin, and Smoked Paprika tomato stew,  layered with a poached egg and Feta cheese.  Here is a breakfast that is hearty and delicious, low-calorie, Keto, and gluten-free. (Though our baked PITA is incredible with it.) 


Sweet Potato pancakes with butter and berries

Quitchurbitchin Cakes  Wake those Sassy Bitches up!  They may look and act like Zombie Apocalypse survivors?  But-Give them a healthy dose of Quitchurbitchin Cakes – decadent Pancakes that are delicately spiced with vanilla, nutmeg and cinnamon. Let them wake up to a sweet and savory morning meal.

These delicious and healthy breakfast cakes are an amazing twist on traditional pancakes.  Fluffy Quitchurbtchin cakes are naturally sweet, and packed with nutrition – Great for a Brunch party.

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Throwing a Bachelorette Party?

Fun Cocktails, Bachelor Party snacks, Delicious Gooey Desserts- what a great way to celebrate

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Happy Bachelorettes in wedding silk robes toasting the bride
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The Bitchin Bachelorette Party

Appetizers, Desserts and Cocktails, and Brunch for Sassy Brides and her friends
Prep Time5 minutes
Total Time5 minutes
Course: Appetizer, Breakfast, Brunch, cocktails, Dessert
Cuisine: American
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