Got Merch?
Hell Yeah! We have created snarky, fun bags, kitchen towels and magnets to make your next Cuss Kitchen® party or family gathering EPIC!
Snarky "Pairs Well With" Wine Bags
NEW DESIGNS!
Present your favorite bottle in these irreverently funny & reusable wine bags, featuring 100% unbleached (400 GSM) cotton canvas, screen printed in black on one side, with sturdy double loop handles. Easy care spot clean or machine wash and line dry.
Bag Dimensions: 11″ High x 6.5″ Wide x 2.875″ Bottom Width – Fits standard wine bottle or 750L bottle of liquor
Sassy Kitchen Towels
These cheeky, fun kitchen/bar towels feature 100% (200 GSM) white cotton, screen-printed in black on one side, with a handy fabric hang loop sewn in on the back.
It’s easy care machine wash & dry, and perfectly sized at 18″ X 28″.
Add extra fun to gift giving with these hilarious, reusable fabric gift bags. Perfect for smaller items, it features 100% unbleached (210 GMS) cotton canvas, screen printed on one side, with a drawstring closure. Easy care spot clean or machine wash and line dry.
Bag Dimensions: 9.5″ High x 6.5″ Wide.
Cheeky Large Gift Bags
These roomy and reusable medium bags with handles makes gift presentation effortless & fun. It features 100% unbleached (400 GSM) cotton canvas, screen printed on one side with sturdy looped handles, gusseted sides, and a removable bottom insert for extra strength. Easy care spot clean or machine wash and line dry.
Dimensions: 13″ High / 12″ Wide / 5″ Depth at Base.
Bottom Reinforcement: Bag to contain a thin, flexible, removable, rectangular insert to reinforce the bag’s sturdiness.
Show off your cussin’ & culinary skills while wearing our stylish apron that features our Cuss Kitchen® cock.
Embroidered black cotton blend with 2 pockets and adjustable neck. Easy care machine wash and line dry.