Got Merch?
Hell Yeah! We have created snarky, fun bags, kitchen towels and magnets to make your next Cuss Kitchen party or family gathering EPIC!
Snarky "Pairs Well With" Wine Bags
NEW DESIGNS!
Present your favorite bottle in these irreverently funny & reusable wine bags, featuring 100% unbleached (400 GSM) cotton canvas, screen printed in black on one side, with sturdy double loop handles. Easy care spot clean or machine wash and line dry.
Bag Dimensions: 11″ High x 6.5″ Wide x 2.875″ Bottom Width – Fits standard wine bottle or 750L bottle of liquor
Sassy Kitchen Towels
These cheeky, fun kitchen/bar towels feature 100% (200 GSM) white cotton, screen-printed in black on one side, with a handy fabric hang loop sewn in on the back.
It’s easy care machine wash & dry, and perfectly sized at 18″ X 28″.
Add extra fun to gift giving with these hilarious, reusable fabric gift bags. Perfect for smaller items, it features 100% unbleached (210 GMS) cotton canvas, screen printed on one side, with a drawstring closure. Easy care spot clean or machine wash and line dry.
Bag Dimensions: 9.5″ High x 6.5″ Wide.
Cheeky Large Gift Bags
These roomy and reusable medium bags with handles makes gift presentation effortless & fun. It features 100% unbleached (400 GSM) cotton canvas, screen printed on one side with sturdy looped handles, gusseted sides, and a removable bottom insert for extra strength. Easy care spot clean or machine wash and line dry.
Dimensions: 13″ High / 12″ Wide / 5″ Depth at Base.
Bottom Reinforcement: Bag to contain a thin, flexible, removable, rectangular insert to reinforce the bag’s sturdiness.
Show off your cussin’ & culinary skills while wearing our stylish apron that features our Cuss KitchenTM cock.
Embroidered black cotton blend with 2 pockets and adjustable neck. Easy care machine wash and line dry.