Skinny Bitch Thingomof*ckers are a favorite appetizer to bring to parties. They are so delicious and stand out amid so many heavy dishes- Thingomof*ckers are a beautiful combination of English Cucumber, Boursin Cheese, Salmon Lox, and Dill. Your Keto friends will love you.
Eat up you Skinny Bitches!
English Cucumber rounds with Boursin Cheese, Smoked Salmon Lox, and Dill
Skinny Bitch Thingomof*ckers
- 1 English Cucumber
- 1 5.2 oz Boursin Shallot & Chive Gournay Cheese (or your favorite variety)
- 1 4 oz Smoked Salmon Lox
- 1 package Fresh Dill
- Wash and peel stripes into the English Cucumber
- Cut the cucumber into even wedges- about ⅛ of an inch
- Spread approx ½ teaspoon of Boursin cheese on the cucumber wedge
- Use clean cooking scissors to cut wedges of salmon, and place on top of the Boursin cheese
- Top each cucumber slice with a small sprig of dill
- Pepper to taste
Mix It Up
Top your Thingomofuckers with Capers and Chive instead of the Dill. In this version, place the Smoked Salmon Lox on top of the Cucumber wedge, then place the Boursin cheese next. Top your appetizer with Capers, Chive, and Black Pepper.