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Skinny Bitch Thingomof*ckers

Skinny Bitch Thingomof*ckers

Skinny Bitch Thingomof*ckers are a favorite appetizer to bring to parties. How about something light and refreshing for a change?  These appetizers are so delicious and stand out amid so many heavy dishes- Thingomof*ckers are a beautiful combination of English Cucumber, Boursin Cheese, Salmon Lox, and Dill.  Your Keto friends will love you, and those Skinny Bitches will secretly gobble these up!

Sliced cucumbers with lox and soft cheese

Eat up you Skinny Bitches!

English Cucumber rounds with Boursin Cheese, Smoked Salmon Lox, and Dill

Sliced cucumbers with lox and soft cheese
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Skinny Bitch Thingomof*ckers

Fast, Easy, and Healthy Salmon Appetizer-Keto
Prep Time30 mins
Active Time1 min
Course: Appetizer
Cuisine: American
Keyword: Boursin, Easy recipe, English Cucumber, healthy, keto, no-bake, no-cook, Salmon, skinny
Yield: 24
Author: Ivan Sechs



  • 1 English Cucumber
  • 1 5.2 oz Boursin Shallot & Chive Gournay Cheese (or your favorite variety)
  • 1 4 oz Smoked Salmon Lox
  • 1 package Fresh Dill
  • Pepper


  • Wash and peel stripes into the English Cucumber
  • Cut the cucumber into even wedges- about ⅛ of an inch
  • Spread approx ½ teaspoon of Boursin cheese on the cucumber wedge
  • Use clean cooking scissors to cut wedges of salmon, and place on top of the Boursin cheese
  • Top each cucumber slice with a small sprig of dill
  • Pepper to taste

Mix It Up

Top your Thingomofuckers with Capers and Chive instead of the Dill.  In this version,  place the Smoked Salmon Lox on top of the Cucumber wedge, then place the Boursin cheese next.  Top your appetizer with Capers, Chive, and Black Pepper.

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