Somedays, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
It's called KARMA, and it's pronouced 'haha f*ck you'
If swearing burned calories, I'd weigh like 8 pounds
Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence?
Hold my dignity ... I've got some sketchy sh*t to do
Buffet: a french word for f*cking get it yourself.
You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.
I'm a sarcastic ray of f*cking sunshine.
INHALE the good shit, EXHALE the bullshit
Let me pour you a tall glass of 'Get Over It"
Off is the general direction in which I wish you would f*ck
Caprese with fresh tomato, mozzarella and pine nuts

Sleezy Capreezy

‘Sleezy Capreezy’ because this recipe will really get around. This app will tease and please- It may bring you to your knees!   The recipe calls for an artisanal Kalamata bread, but an artisan dense Garlic bread or Foccacia is also a delicious choice.   Cover your bread slices with olive oil and light minced garlic.  Toast until you have a nice crisp.  Then add your other ingredients, and have them ready for a final roast, right before serving.  There is magic in this recipe because the pesto, tomato, cheese, and spices fuse into the bread as it roasts.   Depending

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watermelon chunks with feta cheese cut in a star with a leaf of basil on top a pipette filled with balsamic vinegar is stuck in the watermelon

Easy Peasy Melon Squeezy

August 10, 2022

Melon Squeezy?  ALWAYS be cautious of people trying to squeeze your melons! Today we’re talking about sweet watermelon rounds with feta cheese and savory balsamic

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Cuss Kitchen began by accident in 2019, when friends gathered to unwind with cocktails and delicious homemade appetizers and desserts. Above the laughter, someone suggested that we have a test kitchen to share recipes. This was followed by the somewhat confused response, “What? We’re doing a Cuss Kitchen!”

As good friends with cocktails do, we rolled with it. Soon all the polite conversation turned a little…colorful, as we gave recipes racy new names, and shared hilariously inappropriate ideas for others… and the Cuss Kitchen Party became a reality.

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