Peach moonshine with cardamom bitters

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Bring on the Hooch!  Wait until you get a load of this delicious drink.  She has it all going on… Praline Pecan and Peach, Cardamom, and Vanilla.  The Moonshine recipe you have been waiting for.   Chaka-Laka -BOOM!   Praline Pecan Syrup:   Moonshine Cocktail with Praline Pecan, Peach, Cardamom, and Vanilla Moonshine cocktail, with Praline Pecan, Cardomom, and Vanilla Try our other Moonshine recipe- Netflix and Swill  

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Oaks Lilly Punch ingredients - lemonade, cranberry juice, vodka, orange liqueur

Lusty Lilly

After partaking this refreshing punch based on the Kentucky Derby Oaks Lilly, you may have a bad reputation.  This cocktail will sneak up on you

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Chokin’ the Chicken

Arti- Chokes of course… What were you thinking? Melty Asiago and Parmesan, Spinach, Artichoke, and Chicken goodness in a crispy Wonton cup.  They will melt

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Dunkin Donut Holes dipped in melted chocolate, crushed oreos with pipettes filled with liquor

Boozy A-Holes

These donut holes have an A rating in our Book!  A-Holes!  The easiest/most popular dessert you will ever bring to a party.  What could be

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Cuss Kitchen began by accident in 2019, when friends gathered to unwind with cocktails and delicious homemade appetizers and desserts. Above the laughter, someone suggested that we have a test kitchen to share recipes. This was followed by the somewhat confused response, “What? We’re doing a Cuss Kitchen!”

As good friends with cocktails do, we rolled with it. Soon all the polite conversation turned a little…colorful, as we gave recipes racy new names, and shared hilariously inappropriate ideas for others… and the Cuss Kitchen Party became a reality.

This website is a collection of our fun  parties that we wanted to share with everyone.  We invite everyone out there to join the fun.  Use our recipes for your next celebration or submit a recipe to the blog.  Don’t forget to include a picture of the dish or your party so we all can have some fun.

If we publish your recipe, you will be entered into our monthly drawing for some special merch.  If you become a regular contributor, you have the chance to become part of the MasturBakerAF 5 Stars Club.  MasturBakerAFs sport exclusive merch that shows everyone that you’re special AF.

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Creating fun, flavorful recipes perfect for a girls night out, celebrating a divorce, engagement, bridal shower. Our audience is expanding rapidly, and we are looking to the future with continued growth as we add more branded merchandise and curated menus.  Even Fun costs money these days.

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