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Don’t go breaking my Tart Our flaky Pear and goat cheese tart with rosemary and hot honey is simply delicious! It works equally well as an appetizer, a fall
Mocktails/Light Cocktails for a Reset Month in 2026 OK, Dry January is a great concept of moderation, but 2026 parties keep going. What if Teetotaling isn’t my thing? Dryuary? I
Why are Bourbon Cocktails Special? Bourbon Whisky purists will tell you that Bourbon is best consumed straight or with a single ice cube. But how can you resist these amazing
2026 Best RUDE Cocktails Why do we have to take our Cocktails so seriously? We think you should be laughing as you enjoy delicious and funny cocktails at your next
The Spread (Mascarpone Board with Balsamic Strawberries) Is your mind in the gutter? Bring it back to the kitchen! It is time for a Mascarpone Board with Balsamic Strawberries, Basil
We LOVE food that is Deliciously RUDE In fact These recipes are ‘SNAFOOD’ Situation Normal: All F#cked Up–FOOD We think you should be laughing as you enjoy Rude
Snowblower Holiday Cocktail (Coconut Mezcal White Margarita) You will be BLOWN AWAY by our decadent Coconut Mezcal White Margarita. The Snowblower blends smokey Mezcal cocktail flavor with icy coconut cream,
In the RAW (Tuna Poke Martini) Feel like a good Poke? Maybe it’s been a while since you have had a really satisfying Poke? Tuna Poke Martini appetizer, that is.
What the Fudge? Biscoff Cookie Marshmallow and Pecan Fudge Biscoff Cookie Marshmallow and Pecan Fudge – an amazing cross-section between SUPER EASY and OMG DELICIOUS – combining the best of
O’ Christmas Brie How lovely are your Cheesy branches…? Enjoy Christmas Brie Trees – Brie cheese dipped in seasoned honey and rolled in fresh herbs and bacon. Tiny bits of
ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Martini Martinis don’t get better than this. The ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Martini is as gorgeous as it is delicious. The Martini is decadent with Whipped Cream Vodka, Godiva Chocolate
Dry-rub chicken wings You know that it ALWAYS starts with a GOOD RUB! Bad A$$ Mutha Cluckers (Dry-rub chicken wings) These crowd pleasing Dry-rub chicken wings recipe starts with a
