Cocktail with rose wine, vodka, citrus juices, rushed ice and pomegranate pearls.

Southern Humidititties (Frozen Rose and Vodka cocktail)

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Refreshing frozen Rose and Vodka cocktail with Grapefruit, Lemon, Pomegranate and Mint

Humiditities is a frozen Rosé and Vodka cocktail- a summer drink that adds the chill to chillin.  Easy to make and keep in your freezer, it’s slushy goodness blends the juices of Grapefruit, Lemon, and Pomegranate, with Rose wine, Vodka and fresh Mint.

Now, a word about the name of this fabulous frozen rose cocktail

Southern women know a thing or two about heat, humidity, and the reality of under-boob sweat. It’s a fact of life. It’s only fitting then, that they came up with this hilarious phrase to describe one of the dire consequences of a hot or tropical climate. In fact, if you know southern women at all, you know that they have a delightful way of manipulating the English language seamlessly, with sweetness & light on one end of the spectrum, and a razor-sharp insult on the other. This often leaves the recipient unsure if they’ve been charmingly complimented or utterly slammed.

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Take the phrase, “Well, bless your heart! ,” for example. This seemingly innocent statement can mean everything from, “aren’t you sweet,” to “go f*ck yourself,” depending on the tone, inflection, and the look on the face of the woman delivering it. So it’s not surprising that southern women have their own unique term for boob sweat – probably created to lighten up an otherwise cringe-worthy phrase, and dilute the nastiness of its exact meaning.

With that in mind, I give you Southern Humidititties – a sweet, tart, frozen wine concoction that aims to cool you down while lighting you up.  This easy Frosé recipe is delicious and does its job well, so you won’t feel boob sweat. Or you will, but you really won’t care!

(For added fabulosity, see the optional Tittie Twister frozen cocktail following the recipe.)

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NOTES on the Frozen Rose and Vodka cocktail

  • In the true spirit of combating heat, humidity, and condensation, you may want to serve this luscious frozen beverage in pretty insulated glasses, especially when celebrating outdoors.  Perfect summer drink for Happy hour!
  • This easy Frose recipe can be made with frozen fruit in place of juices.
  • This is a great cocktail to keep in a container in the freezer.  Fruity flavor/Rose Wine Slushie- What could be more refreshing?
  • This Frosé cocktail has more alcohol than most wine slushies.  Decadent Summer cocktails on a hot summer day can be super easy to drink down- Be careful!





For a glittery twist, rim your glasses before pouring – simply dip the rim in water, lemon juice, simple syrup, or honey, then in a fancy sugar, such as “Chromatica,” available at the Fancy Sprinkles website.    Gorgeous!



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Cocktail with rose wine, vodka, citrus juices, rushed ice and pomegranate pearls.
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Southern Humidititties

Refreshing frozen cocktail with an optional tittie twister.
Prep Time10 minutes
Active Time1 minute
Total Time11 minutes
Course: Drinks
Cuisine: American
Keyword: 'cock'tail, frose, frosty drink, Frozen, frozen drink, frozen rose, Fun Cocktail, Grapefruit juice, make frose, Party drink, rosé, Rose wine, Slushie, slushy, Summer Cocktail, Vodka
Yield: 1
Calories: 310kcal
Author: Lit Lilly



Easy Frosé Ingredients

  • 3 Ounces Rose Wine
  • 1.5 Ounce Vodka
  • 2 Ounce Pomegranate Juice
  • 2 Ounce Unsweetened Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice
  • 1 Tbsp Lemon Juice
  • 2 Tbsp Simple Syrup
  • 2 Cups Crushed Ice Approximate, depending on size of the glass
  • 1/2 Teaspoon Pomegranate Pearls For Garnish
  • Mint Leaves For Garnish (Optional)


Make Frosé - a Humiditities Cocktail

  • Blend ice until crushed; fill glass & set aside.
  • Blend wine, vodka, juices, and simple syrup until frothy and pour into a glass over crushed ice.
  • Add a mound of pomegranate pearls in the center to resemble a nipple, garnish with mint leaves (optional.)


Serving: 1drink | Calories: 310kcal | Carbohydrates: 45g | Protein: 1g | Fat: 1g | Saturated Fat: 1g | Polyunsaturated Fat: 1g | Monounsaturated Fat: 1g | Sodium: 60mg | Potassium: 335mg | Fiber: 1g | Sugar: 44g | Vitamin A: 5IU | Vitamin C: 21mg | Calcium: 39mg | Iron: 2mg

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