Party Like a F*#kin Rockstar
Our Origin Story . . .
Are your friends Sweet, Demure, and Soft-spoken?
Ok- A Cuss Kitchen® Party is not for you…🤐
If they are Creative, Boisterous, and Love to laugh- Read On!
Inspiration: One girls night- the hostess with the mostest was speaking of having a “Test Kitchen” Party to sample our collective appetizer recipes. One of our not-so-innocent friends, thought she said “Cuss Kitchen®” Party, and it was like a Lightning strike…
“HOLY SH*T! That sounds way better! ” And the Cuss Kitchen® was born.
At our first CK party, we had 22 ladies bring their own inspired dishes. Of all the themed parties this crazy group of friends has had, this was the most unique by far. Each dish that came through the door was more outrageous and more hysterical than the last .…things like ‘Teeny Weenies’, “F*ck Rolls in the Hay’, and ‘Good Pizza Ass’ to name a few. We had never seen this side of one another, and we laughed until we cried.
Host Your Own Cuss Kitchen® Party
Have your guests make or invent their own original dish with a nasty name, or have them try Cuss Kitchen® recipes and bring them to the party.
Dildos
- Make sure you know your audience- (this party may not be for everyone)
- Decide if you want to invent your own, or if you prefer to challenge your friends with Cuss Kitchen® recipes
- Consider keeping the dishes a secret until they come in the door (though you may want to balance apps, desserts, and cocktails)
- Trust is a big part of people having fun and inventing the outrageous. Agree on a policy for sharing and social media.
- Print funny sayings and frame them for your decor. We even decorated and bedazzled a dollar-store doormat!
- Have organized areas to properly display these works of art!
- We usually start each party, with a big circle, where everyone introduces themselves and their dish, and tells the story behind it - a great way to get everyone involved in the fun.
- Ask your guests to print and bring their recipes to share.
- Take pictures and share your best original recipes with Cuss Kitchen®. If we use them, we will send you a Cuss Kitchen surprise.
- Purchase Cuss Kitchen® Merchandise for hilarious and easy ways to create the perfect party
Dildon'ts
- Don't rush your guests and their creativity. Make sure you build in enough time for everyone to bring their best.
- Kids at the party - this is clearly an adult party.
- Advise your guests to balance the crazy creativity with people's willingness to eat the dish. For example, a delicious dessert with ground Nilla wafers, pudding, and unwrapped tootsie rolls, served in a new kitty litter box ultimately proved to be just a little too realistic for anyone to actually brave a taste.
Cuss Kitchen® theme parties offer endless possibilities for hilariously uninhibited fun. Check out our recipes and links for everything you need to put together a truly unforgettable party–from inspiration and ideas to how-to’s and supplies, the unpredictably rude and risqué end result will have you and your guests howling with laughter. Mix up some Sleezy Capreezey or Skinny Whore-jitos and showcase all of your most naughty creativity, with Cuss Kitchen’s help. Better yet, take pictures and share your experience with us to earn an exclusive Cuss Kitchen® surprise!
Seriously, what the @#$%& are you waiting for?