Somedays, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
Keep your head high and your middle finger higher!
If swearing is bad, why do they call it strong language?
Sometimes life's a bitch. That's ok, I'm fluent in bitch.
It's called KARMA, and it's pronouced 'haha f*ck you'
Hold my dignity ... I've got some sketchy sh*t to do
May you never reach a point when you need a stronger word than "F*ck!"
Buffet: a french word for f*cking get it yourself.
You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.
I'm a sarcastic ray of f*cking sunshine.
You can't sear all the time. You have to sleep too.
Let me pour you a tall glass of 'Get Over It"
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MY BIG FAT GREEK Spreading (Movie-Ready Whipped Feta Board)

MY BIG FAT GREEK Spreading (Movie-Ready Whipped Feta Board)   How do you take the ‘Butter Board’ to the next level?  This whipped feta board is different take on the hugely popular ‘Butter Board’ trend featured on Tiktok, by Justine Doiron.  You will love this fun and interesting Greek-inspired appetizer recipe.   For most of these Boards, butter is the star of the show,  but you will find, creamy, lemony feta is a more interesting base than salted or compound butter.  MY BIG FAT GREEK Spreading is healthy, creamy, and delicious.  So addictive you will dip and scoop this board clean! 

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Cuss Kitchen began by accident in 2019, when friends gathered to unwind with cocktails and delicious homemade appetizers and desserts. Above the laughter, someone suggested that we have a test kitchen to share recipes. This was followed by the somewhat confused response, “What? We’re doing a Cuss Kitchen??”

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