Situation Normal: All F#cked Up–FOOD
We think you should be laughing as you enjoy Rude food that is ridiculously tasty and surprising. Funniest food names, Unfortunate recipe names, Inappropriate recipes…we love it all!
Creating original recipes can be hard work, but not for real Masturbakers. These creators love new and inventive food, but they also have Fun with the Pun! After all, a funny (and possibly disturbing) menu sets a hilarious party theme, captures the essence of crazy friends, or is just spectacularly awkward.
Food can be as funny as their creators- and especially if they are for parties. Shouldn’t they set the mood? – a deliciously rude mood? We love foods with funny names… so chop, mash, bake, simmer, cook, and make it fun
At Cuss Kitchen® we know that cursing is our Super Power, and we embrace our inner-trash talk. We also rely on friends and contributors who are funny, clever, and sometimes a little smutty. (We keep telling them that this is the Cuss Kitchen®– not the Forni-kitchen!)
In any case, we have collected some of the funniest recipes to be found. LYAO and enjoy our collection of the Rudest, Raunchy recipes
My Big Fat Greek Spreading For most of these Boards, butter is the star of the show, but you will find, creamy, lemony feta is a more interesting base than salted or compound butter. MY BIG FAT GREEK Spreading is healthy, creamy, and delicious. So addictive you will dip and scoop this board clean! This is the next generation Charcuterie board!
Fillet-eo Fillet- EO, just sort of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? These glazed BBQ steak bites are spicy, savory, sexy, and will melt in your mouth. Perfect for a sports party, or for a special event. Fillet-EO bites are delicious and easy to make and will be the appetizer everyone is asking about. So, please forgive this saucy write-up…so much of our humor is ‘Tongue in cheek’! – or just plain Cheeky!
Sloppy Ho This isn’t your mother’s Sloppy Joe slider recipe. This b#tch is sweet and spicy! You will enjoy this Chorizo and Pepperjack Slider, a combination of spicy chorizo, and pepper jack cheese, savory Poblano, and sweet Pineapple with delicious toasted Hawaiian.
DILLIGAF Super foods, Health Food, Calories- Do I look like a Give a F#ck? Crunchy, tangy, smokey, and flavorful…Smoked Bacon-wrapped pickles. A fantastic combination you haven’t even imagined, (but will love). Enjoy these as an appetizer, tasty snack, or as part of an extraordinary Bloody Mary. Those briny little devils will be the hit of your next party.
Mini hot dogs in Puff Pastry with Pancetta, or Pigs in a blanket are a traditional and nostalgic appetizer. Try our fancy Pigs in a blanket, Teenie Weenies, because size DOES matter when it comes to flavor, and these tasty snacks deliver HUGELY
Mother Shuckers Are you an Oyster lover? These Mother Shuckers will win you over! Who wouldn’t love Smoky Char- grilled Oysters with a zesty garlic butter sauce, green onion, bacon, sausage, and cheese? This is a delicious recipe that produces the best stuffed oysters. Easy and simple oyster recipe with a charcoal grill, gas grill, or Big Green Egg.
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Horny Gazpacho a Bloody Mary inspired, spiked and spicy garden-fresh summer soup. Beef steak tomatoes, Roasted Poblanos, Jalapenos, Red Pepper, onion AND Hornitos Tequila- blended into the perfect puree and summer elixir. Watch out- this Horny Gazpacho is Fresh and might really grab you!
Shutthefuckupcakes Chocolate Cupcakes with pipettes of Kahlua are conversation stoppers. These alcohol-infused cupcakes may cause exclamations of STFU! The Wackiest, but a delicious and fluffy cake – and with a liquor pipette -The best drunken cupcake recipe – an unexpected treat. Wacky cupcakes Don’t Suck…but the pipettes DO!
Let’s Give ’em Pumpkin to talk about (Gourmet Rumchata Pumpkin and Biscoff pie) An unparalleled Pumpkin flavor...Oh my Gourd! This recipe is revolutionary with a crispy, caramelly, cookie crust, and a gourmet pie filling infused with a good helping of Rumchata. It bakes up beautifully and will be your new favorite Holiday tradition. Afterall, Beauty is in the PIE of the Beholder
Possum Pie Besides it being a delicious no bake pie recipe, that’s made of cream cheese, pudding, pecans, and a few other simple ingredients, it’s sometimes called Arkansas possum pie. Strange name for a pie. The cream cheese and chocolate pudding layers are buried under whipped cream, which is “playing possum” and hiding the other layers.
Chocolate and Caramel Cockroach Clusters Honeydukes sells candy called cockroach clusters. While the wizarding world may use roaches, I used chocolate, caramel, pecans, and cereal! Silly name, appetizing dessert!
Flies’ Cemetery This Scotch Fruit Slice has two very unappetizing nicknames, simply because of the fruit inside. Flies’ Cemetery or Flies’ graveyard refers to the bits of apple, raisins and currants which compose the fruit filling and looks like it could be a mass of dead flies! But don’t let the nicknames turn you off as it’s a favorite of the Scots.
Mother Fudger (Loaded Bourbon Fudge) The soul of Bourbon in this creamy Fudge with Toffee and Caramel… so Fudging Good! This Boozy Adult-only treat will be a favorite- and it is RIDICULOUSLY EASY to make. MICROWAVE in minutes. Satisfy your sweet tooth in record time with this easy and decadent Chocolatey goodness. Can’t eat just one? We knew you were a Mother Fudger! That is a banner, we Cussers wear proudly!
Sumbitches These are soft and chewy peanut butter cookies made with caramel and chocolate chip … and they rock! These cookies are actually from a TV show “How I Met You Mother.” If any of you are fans, these cookies make an appearance in the current season. It’s hilarious! When Lilly meets Ted’s future wife, she gets offered these cookies. Funny name- Bitchin cookie
Unicorn Poop Cookies That’s right: this summer, jump in on the trend by baking these easy unicorn poop cookies! They’re bound to be the only magical poop cookies you’ve ever baked that can taste as sweet as a rainbow! This one qualifies as a funny food name!
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Quitchurbitchin Cakes Brown sugar, maple syrup, nutmeg, and cinnamon gives these pancakes a warm, cozy flavor that will have your family asking for more. In addition, you will find the Melt-in-your-mouth Goodness cures rough mornings and those Hangry invaders.
Sh*t on a Shingle (SOS) What a name? The good news: there is no actual sh*t or shingles in this Chipped Beef on toast recipe! Even better news: Delicious! Maybe not the most appetizing name- but time-tested and nostalgic. Definitely a taste memory for so many people- and lovingly called SOS. ‘SOS’ go back to the early 1900s as a staple for military troops. It doesn’t sound fancy- but actually not that different than the French BÉCHAMEL SAUCE .
Cock-a-leekie soup is a Scottish chicken soup with leeks that’s referred to by this funny name. It contains prunes which is another unique characteristic of the soup!
Loco Moco is a fun, yet delicious, Hawaiian dish-it’s made with a heap of rice is topped with a beef patty, smothered with gravy, and finished with a sunny side up egg. You want to try it- just because of its cool name alone
Why will my guests love funny foods?
A great food is an experience that should be fun. Of course an appetizer or dessert should be delicious, have a beautiful appearance and an interesting twist, but isn’t it even better if its deliciously RUDE and fun? Awkward, Funny, Sexy, or even Dirty- Appetizer and Desserts that capture your guests and make them laugh will be the talk of the party.
Why are funny foods trendy?
Humor reduces stress, and delicious food can do that too. Whether it’s an awkward appetizer like the Horny Gazpacho or Mother Shuckers, a slightly Dirty appetizer like Fillet-eo, or a dessert that comes with directions, Shutthefuckupcakes You can add some laughter and to your next gathering. So get the party started.
12 Responses
What a fun idea! Love those unicorn poop cookies! 🤣
I really enjoyed this post. Love the Quitchurbitchin Cakes , but I’m not sure if I can pronounce them rightly. 😉
I LOVE this. Ha Ha – Especially the Masturbakers! Sharing with my friends!
This is great. Food and humor goes together so well. love it 😀
BTW – I served my family Quitchurbitchin cakes- OMG! Sensational- You were right- (no bitchin- just full mouths and happy bellies)
Shutthefuckupcakes are really funny- but they are amazing!
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My mom would have washed my mouth out with soap if I cussed in her kitchen! Or anywhere else for that matter. The recipes are as good as the names!
The cockroach clusters and unicorn poop cookies really caught my attention. The recipes sounds funny.
What a bunch of fun dishes! Very creative names.
this is such a great line up! so creative!
Laughed so hard at these rude names! Haha! The sloppy ho is just! hahahahaa
This really inspired my to make a wipemyass cake real dukes included