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Rude Food (Deliciously Rude recipes with funny names)

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We LOVE food that is Deliciously RUDE

In fact

These recipes are ‘SNAFOOD’

Situation Normal: All F#cked UpFOOD


We think you should be laughing as you enjoy Rude food that is ridiculously tasty and surprising.  Funniest food names, Unfortunate recipe names, Inappropriate recipes…we love it all!

Creating original recipes can be hard work,  but not for real Masturbakers.   These creators love new and inventive food, but they also have Fun with the Pun!  After all, a funny (and possibly disturbing) menu sets a hilarious party theme, captures the essence of crazy friends, or is just spectacularly awkward.

Food can be as funny as their creators- and especially if they are for parties.  Shouldn’t they set the mood? –  a deliciously rude mood?  We love foods with funny names… so chop, mash, bake, simmer, cook, and make it fun

At Cuss Kitchen we know that cursing is our Super Power, and we embrace our inner-trash talk.  We also rely on friends and contributors who are funny, clever, and sometimes a little smutty.  (We keep telling them that this is the Cuss Kitchen– not the Forni-kitchen!)  

In any case, we have collected some of the funniest recipes to be found.  LYAO and enjoy our collection of the Rudest, Raunchy recipes


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Rude Food: Sassy Appetizers


board with greek spread and toppings

My Big Fat Greek Spreading  For most of these Boards, butter is the star of the show,  but you will find, creamy, lemony feta is a more interesting base than salted or compound butter.  MY BIG FAT GREEK Spreading is healthy, creamy, and delicious.  So addictive you will dip and scoop this board clean!  This is the next generation Charcuterie board!



steak bites

Fillet-eo  Fillet- EO,  just sort of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?  These glazed BBQ steak bites are spicy, savory, sexy, and will melt in your mouth.  Perfect for a sports party, or for a special event.  Fillet-EO bites are delicious and easy to make and will be the appetizer everyone is asking about. So, please forgive this saucy write-up…so much of our humor is ‘Tongue in cheek’! – or just plain Cheeky!



Sandwhich made with Manwich, chorizo, pepper jack and pinapple


Sloppy Ho This isn’t your mother’s Sloppy Joe slider recipe.  This b#tch is sweet and spicy!   You will enjoy this Chorizo and Pepperjack Slider, a combination of spicy chorizo, and pepper jack cheese, savory Poblano, and sweet Pineapple with delicious toasted Hawaiian.



plate of bacon wrapped pickles in front of a bloody mary with a pickle on to

DILLIGAF  Super foods, Health Food, Calories- Do I look like a Give a F#ck?  Crunchy, tangy, smokey, and flavorful…Smoked Bacon-wrapped pickles.  A fantastic combination you haven’t even imagined, (but will love).   Enjoy these as an appetizer, tasty snack, or as part of an extraordinary Bloody Mary.  Those briny little devils will be the hit of your next party.





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Rude Food:  Awkward Appetizers


Toad in the hole

Toad in the Hole  Toad in the Hole is a unique and fun British comfort food.  This English food gets its name from the  sausages that are baked in Yorkshire pudding batter.  It’s a dish with one of those weird names that is beloved and nostalgic in the U.K.





chicken sausage wrapped in pastry with bacon sprinkled on the top

Teenie Weenies

Mini hot dogs in Puff Pastry with Pancetta, or Pigs in a blanket are a traditional and nostalgic appetizer.  Try our fancy Pigs in a blanket, Teenie Weenies, because size DOES matter when it comes to flavor, and these tasty snacks deliver HUGELY




grilled steamed oysters with toppings of green onion, backon, cheese, and rockafeller sauce

Mother Shuckers Are you an Oyster lover?  These Mother Shuckers will win you over!  Who wouldn’t love Smoky Char- grilled Oysters with a zesty garlic butter sauce, green onion, bacon, sausage, and cheese?   This is a delicious recipe that produces the best stuffed oysters.  Easy and simple oyster recipe with a charcoal grill, gas grill, or Big Green Egg.





Heavy kitchen towel that says "If Swearing Burned Calories, I'd Be One Skinny Bitch"

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gazpcho with hornitos tequila


Horny Gazpacho  a Bloody Mary inspired, spiked and spicy garden-fresh summer soup.  Beef steak tomatoes, Roasted Poblanos, Jalapenos, Red Pepper, onion AND Hornitos Tequila- blended into the perfect puree and summer elixir.  Watch out- this Horny Gazpacho is Fresh and might really grab you!






The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat dessert.



Rude Food:  Indecent Desserts


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Shutthefuckupcakes Chocolate Cupcakes with pipettes of Kahlua are conversation stoppers.    These alcohol-infused cupcakes may cause exclamations of STFU!  The Wackiest, but a delicious and fluffy cake – and with a liquor pipette -The best drunken cupcake recipe – an unexpected treat.  Wacky cupcakes Don’t Suck…but the pipettes DO!



pumpkin pie slice

Let’s Give ’em Pumpkin to talk about    (Gourmet Rumchata Pumpkin and Biscoff pie)   An unparalleled Pumpkin flavor...Oh my Gourd!   This recipe is revolutionary with a crispy, caramelly, cookie crust, and a gourmet pie filling infused with a good helping of Rumchata.  It bakes up beautifully and will be your new favorite Holiday tradition.    Afterall,  Beauty is in the PIE of the Beholder



Possum Pie  Besides it being a delicious no bake pie recipe, that’s made of cream cheese, pudding, pecans, and a few other simple ingredients, it’s sometimes called Arkansas possum pie. Strange name for a pie.  The cream cheese and chocolate pudding layers are buried under whipped cream, which is “playing possum” and hiding the other layers.





Chocolate and Caramel Cockroach Clusters   Honeydukes sells candy called cockroach clusters. While the wizarding world may use roaches, I used chocolate, caramel, pecans, and cereal! Silly name, appetizing dessert!




Whateverthe opposite of a Hunger Strike is, I'm on that and I'm Killin it.




Flies’ Cemetery  This Scotch Fruit Slice has two very unappetizing nicknames, simply because of the fruit inside. Flies’ Cemetery or Flies’ graveyard refers to the bits of apple, raisins and currants which compose the fruit filling and looks like it could be a mass of dead flies! But don’t let the nicknames turn you off as it’s a favorite of the Scots.


Mother Fudger (Loaded Bourbon Fudge)   The soul of Bourbon in this creamy Fudge with Toffee and Caramel… so Fudging Good!  This Boozy Adult-only treat will be a favorite- and it is RIDICULOUSLY EASY to make.  MICROWAVE in minutes.  Satisfy your sweet tooth in record time with this easy and decadent Chocolatey goodness.     Can’t eat just one?  We knew you were a Mother Fudger!  That is a banner, we Cussers wear proudly!



Sumbitches   These are soft and chewy peanut butter cookies made with caramel and chocolate chip … and they rock!  These cookies are actually from a TV show “How I Met You Mother.” If any of you are fans, these cookies make an appearance in the current season. It’s hilarious! When Lilly meets Ted’s future wife, she gets offered these cookies.  Funny name- Bitchin cookie



Unicorn Poop Cookies   That’s right: this summer, jump in on the trend by baking these easy unicorn poop cookies! They’re bound to be the only magical poop cookies you’ve ever baked that can taste as sweet as a rainbow!  This one qualifies as a funny food name!


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Rude Food:  Righteous Recipes


Sweet Potato pancakes with butter and berries


Quitchurbitchin Cakes  Brown sugar, maple syrup, nutmeg, and cinnamon gives these pancakes a warm, cozy flavor that will have your family asking for more.  In addition, you will find the Melt-in-your-mouth Goodness cures rough mornings and those Hangry invaders.





Chipped beef on toast

Sh*t on a Shingle (SOS)  What a name?  The good news:  there is no actual sh*t or shingles in this Chipped Beef on toast recipe!  Even better news:  Delicious!   Maybe not the most appetizing name- but time-tested and nostalgic.   Definitely a taste memory for so many people- and lovingly called SOS.   ‘SOS’ go back to the early 1900s as a staple for military troops.  It doesn’t sound fancy- but actually not that different than the French BÉCHAMEL SAUCE  .





Cock-a-leekie soup is a Scottish chicken soup with leeks that’s referred to by this funny name. It contains prunes which is another unique characteristic of the soup!


Loco Moco is a fun, yet delicious, Hawaiian dish-it’s made with a heap of rice is topped with a beef patty, smothered with gravy, and finished with a sunny side up egg.   You want to try it- just because of its cool name alone

key lime pie martini, apple butter martini, pecan pie martini

Rude Foods need Deliciously Rude Cocktails



FAQ’s of Rude Food

Why will my guests love funny foods?

A great food is an experience that should be fun. Of course an appetizer or dessert should be delicious, have a beautiful appearance and an interesting twist, but isn’t it even better if its deliciously RUDE and fun? Awkward, Funny, Sexy, or even Dirty- Appetizer and Desserts that capture your guests and make them laugh will be the talk of the party.


Why are funny foods trendy?

Humor reduces stress, and delicious food can do that too. Whether it’s an awkward appetizer like the Horny Gazpacho or Mother Shuckers, a slightly Dirty appetizer like Fillet-eoor a dessert that comes with directions,  Shutthefuckupcakes You can add some laughter and to your next gathering. So get the party started.

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Rude Food (Deliciously Rude recipes with funny names)

Deliciously Rude recipes - Appetizers Desserts and more with Hilarious names
Prep Time30 minutes
Total Time30 minutes
Course: Appetizer, Breakfast, Brunch, Dessert, Side Dish, Snack, Soup
Cuisine: American
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Author: N. Casey Zenashull


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11 Responses

  1. This is great. Food and humor goes together so well. love it 😀
    BTW – I served my family Quitchurbitchin cakes- OMG! Sensational- You were right- (no bitchin- just full mouths and happy bellies)

  2. My mom would have washed my mouth out with soap if I cussed in her kitchen! Or anywhere else for that matter. The recipes are as good as the names!

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