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Appetizers

Buttered Nuts Hummus

Buttered Nuts Squash Hummus Let’s get this straight, we are NOT talking about ‘Nut Butter’ which is too nasty and twisted for words. Roasted and Curried Butternut Squash makes this

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Peach cobbler ala mode
Desserts

Gobble her Cobbler

Gobble her Cobbler Gobble her Cobbler?  How about a warm Peach and Carmel Cobbler with a light and flaky topping, smothered in vanilla bean ice cream?  You will gobble this

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Bacon-wrapped Fig with Boursin cheese
Appetizers

FIGJAM

FIGJAM FIGJAM- After eating this delectable app- You will be saying “ F*CK I‘m Good….Just Ask Me! This appetizer features a sweet fig, savory cheese, and salty bacon- Hard to beat

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Drinks

Suck it Up Buttercup

Suck it Up Buttercup ‘Suck it Up Butter Cup’ is the ultimate comfort drink.  Warm and buttery-the perfect drink for a cold, snowy, or rainy day.  So romantic in front

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Desserts

Luscious Balls

Luscious Balls Everyone appreciates Lucious Balls!  Chocolate, Bourbon, Hazelnuts, and Animal crackers- Oh My! These are Adult-only boozy treats! You will taste the Bourbon in our Luscious Balls- we think

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crisy wontons with bosain cheese and bacon
Appetizers

Lewd, Lascivious, and Wonton

Lewd, Lascivious, and Wonton Lewd:  Obscene Lascivious:  Inclined to lustfulness Wonton:  A delicious Chinese dumpling Win, Win, Win This obscenely delicious and lusty appetizer has it all going on- creamy,

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Cocktail with rose wine, vodka, citrus juices, rushed ice and pomegranate pearls.
Drinks

Southern Humidititties

Refreshing frozen Rose and Vodka cocktail with Grapefruit, Lemon, Pomegranate and Mint First, a word about the name of this fabulous cocktail. Southern women know a thing or two about

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finished shutthef-upcake - cupcake with alcohol pipette
Desserts

ShuttheF*ckUpcakes

Shutthefuckupcakes These cupcakes are conversation stoppers!  You may hear exclamations of STFU! These are delicious moist chocolate cupcakes, with toasted coconut frosting AND a shot of Kahlua This cake has

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Drinks

Skinny Whore-jito

Skinny Whore-jito Get your Whore on and keep your body tight with this luscious and skinny Strawberry-lemonade Mojito.  Who says that delicious cocktails need to pack on the pounds? The

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stuffed sweet peppers
Appetizers

Stuff It !

“Stuff it,” as vulgar slang, originated in the 1950’s and is short for “stuff it up your ass.” Charming! Now that we have that jarring invective out of the way,

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finished jalapeno popper with bacon
Appetizers

JalaPenis Poppers

Jalapenis Poppers These are a party favorite. Lucious Alouette cheese, savory and slightly smokey pepper- followed by a zingy pop.  Roasting jalapenos make them mild and delicious.  These are finished

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Sliced cucumbers with lox and soft cheese
Appetizers

Skinny Bitch Thingomof*ckers

Skinny Bitch Thingomof*ckers Skinny Bitch Thingomof*ckers are a favorite appetizer to bring to parties. How about something light and refreshing for a change?  These appetizers are so delicious and stand out

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