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HOT DAMN! Old-fashioned chocolate patties with a Smokey, Spicy new twist. There is something irresistible about smokey-hot Chipotle and sweet chocolate. These chocolates are not for everyone- but for those
Bring the Whoop hAss to your next party! This appetizer creates an explosion of freshness in your mouth-fresh and bright tomato cups, matched with the rich texture of bean hummus,
This cocktail features cold, frothy beer, savory Clamato juice, Sangrita lime, and Tajin making this Michelada “Micheloaded”. Ooooh, yes, please! Don’t even try to tell us you’ve never heard the
Fillet- EO Fillet- EO, just sort of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? These glazed steak bites are spicy, sexy, and will melt in your mouth. Perfect for a sports
Blarney Busters are a delicious Peach-Glazed, Roasted Corned Beef Slider… Leave it to Cuss Kitchen to bring the ‘Luck of the Irish’ to a sandwich that will melt in your
F’ckn Werthy (Caramel and Chocolate Martini) This candy-infused cocktail may be the most shamelessly decadent Martini ever… Are you Werthy? Yes? Should you apologize for indulging in such a luxurious
Little Pecker Cocktail Ladies don’t always appreciate Little Peckers…You may not think of Cuss Kitchen as true bird lovers- but we ARE! So much so, we named two of our
French Kiss Chocolate Martini There is nothing, and I mean nothing like a chocolate martini. This deliciously sophisticated version takes it to the next level, combining dark chocolate liqueur with Chambord
Slutty Brownie How could the Cuss Kitchen be complete without a “Slutty Brownie”? The Urban Dictionary describes them as a “chocolatey froth-pile of satisfaction”. The recipe first appeared in 2011
Why not share a little creamy goodness between friends? This cocktail combines deep Mocha flavors with a hint of Coconut Cherry Cordial and Vodka for added gravitas – in Fabulous
This tangy pomegranate and tequila cocktail will make anyone feel powerful enough to sink a ship! Where a pink drink (like a pink panty dropper) may take away your inhibitions,
Feel like a good Poke? Maybe it’s been a while since you have had a really satisfying Poke? Poke’ Tuna Martini appetizer, that is. You will be saying Ah-Ha!
