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chipotle flavored chocolate covered patties
Desserts

Hot Damn! Chocolate Patties

HOT DAMN!  Old-fashioned chocolate patties with a Smokey, Spicy new twist.  There is something irresistible about smokey-hot Chipotle and sweet chocolate.  These chocolates are not for everyone-  but for those

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Campri tomatoes stuffed with black bean hummus and spicy guacamole
Appetizers

Whoop hAss

Bring the Whoop hAss to your next party!   This appetizer creates an explosion of freshness in your mouth-fresh and bright tomato cups, matched with the rich texture of bean hummus,

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clamato, mexican beer, sangrita, and garnish - michelada
Drinks

Beer-ded Clam

This cocktail features cold, frothy beer, savory Clamato juice, Sangrita lime, and Tajin making this Michelada “Micheloaded”. Ooooh, yes, please! Don’t even try to tell us you’ve never heard the

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steak bites
Appetizers

Fillet -EO

Fillet- EO Fillet- EO,  just sort of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? These glazed steak bites are spicy, sexy, and will melt in your mouth.  Perfect for a sports

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Caramel infused vodka martini
Drinks

F’ckn Werthy Martini

F’ckn Werthy  (Caramel and Chocolate Martini) This candy-infused cocktail may be the most shamelessly decadent Martini ever… Are you Werthy?   Yes? Should you apologize for indulging in such a luxurious

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Gin cocktail served in a bird shaped glass.
Drinks

Little Pecker

Little Pecker Cocktail Ladies don’t always appreciate Little Peckers…You may not think of Cuss Kitchen as true bird lovers- but we ARE! So much so, we named two of our

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Two stemmed martini glasses with dark (almost black) crumbs around the rims, each filled with a dark chocolate brown, creamy opaque liquid. The martini glasses are sitting on a black table, surrounded by coffee beans, a few green leaves and blurred burgundy cloth napkins in the background.
Drinks

French Kiss Chocolate Martini

French Kiss Chocolate Martini There is nothing, and I mean nothing like a chocolate martini. This deliciously sophisticated version takes it to the next level, combining dark chocolate liqueur with Chambord

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layered dessert of brownie, oreos, and chocolate chip cookies
Desserts

Slutty-Brownie

Slutty Brownie How could the Cuss Kitchen be complete without a “Slutty Brownie”?  The Urban Dictionary describes them as a “chocolatey froth-pile of satisfaction”.  The recipe first appeared in 2011

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Drinks

The Swallow

Why not share a little creamy goodness between friends? This cocktail combines deep Mocha flavors with a hint of Coconut Cherry Cordial and Vodka for added gravitas –  in Fabulous

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Pomagranate Margarita
Drinks

Red Lips Sink Ships

This tangy pomegranate and tequila cocktail will make anyone feel powerful enough to sink a ship! Where a pink drink (like a pink panty dropper) may take away your inhibitions,

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Ahi tuna poke appetizer with avocado
Appetizers

In the RAW (Tuna Martini)

Feel like a good Poke?   Maybe it’s been a while since you have had a really satisfying Poke? Poke’ Tuna Martini appetizer, that is.    You will be saying Ah-Ha!

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