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Swearing with love and a pinch of salt Pog Ma Cone (a St. Patrick’s Day Creami) Enjoy the most delicious St. Patrick’s Day Ice cream- St. Patrick’s Day
My Fetish My new Fetish…this recipe. We didn’t take the KINKS out – we put them all back in! This is a Fetish you will want to bring out of
Motor City Bean Dip Motor City is a nod to the great people of Michigan- where I grew up. It is also a nod to my husband and the way
Crabbies Crostini with Champagne Vinaigrette Crab….No “Cootie on a Booty”…No Extra “Junk on the Trunk….” No “Gooch Goblins”- Not that kind of Crabs! These are delicious real crab appetizer rounds
Cuss Kitchen® Swearing with love and a pinch of salt Chocolate Kahlua Gelato Climax If you would like to see evidence that Italians are an advanced culture- Look no further
Butter My Bourbon & Smoke My Pudding This bourbon bread pudding is the ultimate dessert, bar none. You will melt into a puddle of pleasure with each irresistible bite. BE
Skinny Bitch Thingomof*ckers (Cucumber with Salmon, Cheese & Dill) Skinny Bitch Thingomof*ckers, Cucumber with Salmon Lox, are a favorite appetizer to bring to parties. How about something light and refreshing for
WICKED AF Praline Bliss Who doesn’t love Pecan Praline bars? Buttery Caramel Pecan Praline bars- This recipe lives up
Easy B#tch Margaritas BATCH not BITCH – f#cking auto-correct. We love a simple Margarita! Welcome to the best bitch batch margarita recipe. This tried and true margarita recipe has served
NAKED Egg Roll- Inside out Egg roll recipe This appetizer is too blessed to be dressed. Naked, unafraid, and letting it all hang out! Easy inside out egg roll…
KISS ‘Keep it Simple Stupid’, or ‘Keep it Sweet and Simple”? Either way these are the simplest homemade breakfast rolls you are ever going to love! Easy Cinnamon rolls
Jalapenis Poppers (Bacon-wrapped Jalapeno Poppers) These Jalapeno Poppers appetizers are a party favorite. Try these lucious Alouette cheese, savory and slightly smokey pepper- followed by a zingy pop. Roasting jalapenos
