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Double D Parfait (Rum-soaked Pineapple, Cake & Pudding Parfait) This dessert tastes like ‘Drunk and Debauchery’- DD. You will need big cups for this one! Seriously -Spiked Double D Parfait is
Mother Fudger Enjoy the soul of Bourbon in this creamy Fudge with Toffee and Caramel… so Fudging Good! This Boozy Adult-only treat will be a favorite- and it is RIDICULOUSLY
Spicy Pimento Cheese Turophiles, this is your chance to indulge your cravings and satisfy your innermost dairy desires! Give in to your insatiable lactic hunger! Now, before anyone’s nasty imagination
Hot Date (a Manchego stuffed date with prosciutto) You will love having a Hot Date! A Manchego stuffed and roasted date with prosciutto. – right out of the oven. This
Thinspiration Bites (Whipped Cottage Cheese Appetizer) Maybe I speak for many of us who have been on the FATkins diet- or part of a FATernity of snackatarians? I am sick
It’s Better On Top The Best Crostini with Goat Cheese and Caramelized onions For those of you who thought ‘It’s Better On Top’ was a sexual reference, we love the
Muther Pucker Spritz will make the Italians say Mama Mia! The Mutha Pucker Spritz combines two of Italy’s Great Triumphs- Limoncello and the Spritz. Italy has mastered the art of
Homemade Candies for Mom? Is Mom a Bad A$$? Surprising? Strong? Doesn’t take Sh#t? With this in mind, She needs gifts that DON’T SUCK Shower her with what she
Skinny Chips Homemade wonton chips look so artisanal, and have the added benefit of being crispy and delicious. But wait, they have a Super-Power! They are only 70 calories- or
You Sexy Devil: Baked Deviled Eggs with Everything Bagel Spice Sexy and Spiced Baked Deviled Eggs with Rosemary and Everything Bagel topping. Hard-boiled Eggs never looked so good! Sinful? not
Slow Pokes… This homemade Chocolate Turtle recipe features caramel, rich Chocolate, Pecans and Sea salt. This delicious candy turtle is soft, chewy, and RIDICULOUSLY easy to make. No double boiler,
Lewd, Lascivious, and Wonton Wontons with Bacon Onion Jam Lewd: Obscene Lascivious: Inclined to lustfulness Wonton: A delicious Chinese dumpling Win, Win, Win! Wontons with Bacon Onion Jam
