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Como Agua para Chocolate (Alcohol-Infused Mexican Hot Chocolate) You’re going to love this Mexican Hot chocolate, infused with flavors of Kahlua, cinnamon, nutmeg, and cayenne. This hot chocolate is comforting
Whip it Good Roasted or grilled peaches, and feta on a toasted crostini. Yum! Whip it- Whip it good. It’s almost impossible not to sing those words – best known
Shameless Tart (Key Lime Pie Martini) The Shameless Tart is a Brazen Hussy of a Key Lime Pie Martini. It’s a tropical vacation on your tongue and the cocktail version
Unholy Cannoli You will love this deliciously sinful and deconstructed Cannoli with Amaretto custard cream, chocolate, and pistachios. This recipe features air-fried cannoli chips. No deep fryer, and you don’t
Horny Fairy The Horny Fairy is an aromatic cocktail of gin, absinthe, club soda, and a twist of lime. Fairies, and nymphs- were they horny? Apparently, some people thought so-
Melon Squeezy? ALWAYS be cautious of people trying to squeeze your melons! Today we’re talking about sweet watermelon rounds with feta cheese and savory balsamic glaze pipettes. This is an
This appetizer is too blessed to be dressed, naked, unafraid, and letting it all hang out! The Naked Egg Roll maintains the crunchy and flavorful elements of the original dish.
A Blushing Ho? How is that even possible? Ho’s have seen it all! I’m not sure I want to imagine what it would take to make them blush. Let’s not
In honor of our favorite team and our favorite drinking time of year, we introduce a fabulous new cocktail! This is the year of the Jaguars and getting Jaggy! DUUUUUVAL!
Cuss Kitchen Hump-Day Tasting Party With all of our new recipes, we decided it was time to host a tasting party with all of our guests making one of our
Mother Shuckers Are you an Oyster lover? These Mother Shuckers will win you over! Who wouldn’t love Smokey Oysters grilled with a zesty garlic butter sauce, green onion, bacon, sausage,
Wow! Our readers keep sending us the funniest and most delicious recipes- but so many have to do with SEX…??? We are the Cusskitchen, NOT the FORNIKITCHEN! 🙂 This recipe
