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It’s Better On Top The Best Crostini with Goat Cheese and Caramelized onions For those of you who thought ‘It’s Better On Top’ was a sexual reference, we love the
Muther Pucker Spritz will make the Italians say Mama Mia! The Mutha Pucker Spritz combines two of Italy’s Great Triumphs- Limoncello and the Spritz. Italy has mastered the art of
Homemade Candies for Mom? Is Mom a Bad A$$? Surprising? Strong? Doesn’t take Sh#t? With this in mind, She needs gifts that DON’T SUCK Shower her with what she
Skinny Chips Homemade wonton chips look so artisanal, and have the added benefit of being crispy and delicious. But wait, they have a Super-Power! They are only 70 calories- or
You Sexy Devil: Baked Deviled Eggs with Everything Bagel Spice Sexy and Spiced Baked Deviled Eggs with Rosemary and Everything Bagel topping. Hard-boiled Eggs never looked so good! Sinful? not
Slow Pokes… This homemade Chocolate Turtle recipe features caramel, rich Chocolate, Pecans and Sea salt. This delicious candy turtle is soft, chewy, and RIDICULOUSLY easy to make. No double boiler,
Lewd, Lascivious, and Wonton Wontons with Bacon Onion Jam Lewd: Obscene Lascivious: Inclined to lustfulness Wonton: A delicious Chinese dumpling Win, Win, Win! Wontons with Bacon Onion Jam
Slow Skrew (A Peanut Butter Whiskey and Coconut Cocktail) The Slow Skrew is a Peanut Butter Whiskey and Coconut Cocktail The Slow Skrew Cozy up to a comfortable Slow
Martini Mania-The Best and most creative Martinis in 2025 Tis the season for parties! It is time to celebrate and enjoy a whole new wave of delicious Martinis. We have
Ball Busters – Cheese and Pistachio-covered Grapes Ball Busters Cheese and Pistachio-covered grapes WTF! I have to bring a dish to pass in < 1 hr? You know those
Cake me Home Tonight (Chocolate and Peanut Butter Mousse Cake) Delicious Chocolate and Peanut Butter Mousse Cake, Chocolate frosting, and mini Reese’s peanut butter cup topping. The combination of Chocolate
Honey Dew Me (A Midori Margarita Cocktail) A honey Dew flavored Midori Margarita.. Fresh ingredients combine to make a slightly sweet, and balanced Melon Margarita cocktail. Easy to make and
