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I definitely have Mummy Issues…. and a delicious Pink G&T is calming and prescriptive. My liquid therapy, or Pink Gin & Tonic drink features a nuanced flavor profile with premium
Turn your Cake ‘Bottom’s Up’! Not your bottom PLEASE! Just say ‘Bottom’s Up’ and ‘Cheers’ to this Bourbon-infused Pineapple Upside-down cake- This new twist on a retro favorite is deliciously
KISS ‘Keep it Simple Stupid’, or ‘Keep it Sweet and Simple”? Either way these are the simplest homemade breakfast rolls you are ever going to love! Easy Cinnamon rolls
Fruity Fries Watermelon Fries with Whipped Feta – An appetizer so good- You are going to lose your RIND! Enjoy Fruity Fries- bite sized watermelon sticks with savory and tangy whipped
Smashed Diva Cocktail The watermelon is ‘smashed’…Will you be? Noooooo not from this Rose Prosecco and Watermelon Cocktail Unless you find them delicious and drink a completely inappropriate number DISCLAIMER:
Horny Gazpacho (A spiked and spicy Gazpacho with Hornitos Tequila) It’s August in sunny Florida- and temperatures are Hot as Balls! What do you serve? Horny Gazpacho! a Bloody Mary
Why are Bourbon Cocktails Special? Bourbon Whisky purists will tell you that Bourbon is best consumed straight or with a single ice cube. But how can you resist these amazing
Bourbon Bliss- The Best Bourbon Dessert Recipes Why will you love Bourbon-infused desserts? You don’t have to be a Kentucky Bourbon lover to enjoy the deep flavor and sweet
Drunken MILF (Mango Iced Lassi Fusion) Hot Moms are nothing new! So, we think it is important that MILF’s have a delicious and refreshing drink to call their own –
How did Tacos become a craze in America? Ancient Mexicans developed the Taco long before the Spanish arrived. In the early 1900s Mexican immigrants brought their cuisine to California, and
Spicy Pimento Cheese Turophiles, this is your chance to indulge your cravings and satisfy your innermost dairy desires! Give in to your insatiable lactic hunger! Now, before anyone’s nasty imagination
Thinspiration Bites (Whipped Cottage Cheese Appetizer) Maybe I speak for many of us who have been on the FATkins diet- or part of a FATernity of snackatarians? I am sick