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Oh those Pricks! (Homemade Prickly Pear Margarita)

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Oh those Pricks! (Homemade Prickly Pear Margaritas)

Homemade Prickly Pear Margaritas are so worth it.ย  They feature a tangy-sweet fruit profile with a hint of earthiness.ย  They are a gorgeous purple color, with an unusual flavor twist that brings your Margaritas to the next level.

Those Pricks are no joke – The delights and dangers of drinking Prickly Pear Margaritas

My husband and I were traveling through Puglia, Italy- and the most beautiful Prickly Pear Cacti were everywhere.ย  What else could we do.ย  We pulled over on the side of the road in a deserted area- and carefully and gingerly picked some.ย  Unfortunately, as careful as we were- we were not careful enough- and tiny invisible little needles poked into every part of our hands. Ouch- AND they can easily transfer to other parts of the body- really awkward for gentleman that may have o go to the bathroom!ย  Such a thorny issue!

BUT dealing with a few pricks here and there is a part of life!ย  What do you do?

 

 

 

Homemade Prickly Pear Margaritas start with Homemade Syrup

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Homemade Prickly Pear Syrup

Simple Syrup from Prickly Pear
Course: Drinks
Cuisine: American
Keyword: Homemade Prickly Pear Simple Syrup, homemade prickly pear syrup, Prickly Pear syrup, Simple Syrup of Prickly Pear

Equipment

  • 1 medium pot

Materials

  • 3 Peeled Prickly Pears
  • 1 cup Water
  • ยฝ cup Sugar
  • 1 tsp Lemon juice

Instructions

  • Peel your Prickly Pear fruit
  • Watch out for the pricks! Be sure the prickly pear fruit are soaked or charred to get the pricks off. Sometimes you can buy the fruit from the market already de-pricked!
  • Cut the fruit in half and scoop out the seedy pulp- and add to your pot
  • Use a potato masher to break up the pulp
  • Add the sugar and water to the pot
  • Bring the mix to a boil, and then turn down the heat and let it simmer for 10 minutes. Remove from heat and let cool
  • Place a mesh strainer over a glass bowl or measuring cup. Stir the pulp in the strainer to release the liquid. You want to remove seeds and sentiment in this step.
  • Add the lemon and stir
  • Store in a sealed glass jar for up to a month in the refrigerator

 

 

Cuss Kitchen’s Tips for Dealing with Pricks getting under your skin

  1. ย Cuss words always help!
  2. Soak the effected are in Hot water- this opens up your pores and some pricks may come out of your skin on their own.
  3. Flat head tweezers help to remove the remaining cactus pricks
  4. Other methodsย  include rubbing the effected area with glue and peeling the glue off, or rubbing the effected area with old pantyhose

Don’t let Pricks get Under your skin

As we learned in Italy, Cactus Pricks are no joke!ย  Use tongs and/or leather gloves to remove the fruit.ย  Many times you can purchase the fruit with the pricks removed.ย  If not, you can soak the fruit for over an hour in warm water, or alternatively use a lighter to burn the pricks of the fruit.

 

Interesting Facts about the Prickly Pear Cactus

 

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Homemade Prickly Pear Margaritas

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Oh those Pricks! (Homemade Prickly pear Margarita)

Prickly pear Margarita made from homemade prickly pear syrup
Prep Time10 minutes
Total Time10 minutes
Course: Drinks
Cuisine: American
Keyword: Aperol Margarita, Homemade Prickly Pear Margarita, Margarita made with homemade Prickly pear syrup, Prickly Pear Margarita
Yield: 2

Equipment

Materials

  • 5 oz Tequila Blanco
  • 2ยฝ oz Prickly Pear Syrup See homemade Prickly pear syrup recipe
  • 2 oz Fresh squeezed lime juice
  • 1ยฝ oz Cointreau
  • 2 ยฝ Cups Ice
  • Light agave
  • Margarita Salt
  • 2 Lime wheels

Instructions

Homemade Prickly Pear Margaritas

    Prepare glasses

    • Pour light Agave on a plate
    • Swirl the edge of each glass in the light agave syrup to drench the edge of the glass in the sticky syrup
    • Dip the sticky edge of the glass in Margarita salt. Use a paper towel to remove excess salt or drips
    • Add a lime wheel with a ยฝ slit to the edge of each salted Margarita glass

    Prepare the Margarita Cocktails

    • Add Tequila, Prickly pear syrup, Fresh lime juice, Cointreau, and Ice to a blender
    • Blend until smooth and even
    • Pour into the two cocktail glasses and enjoy

     

     

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