ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Martini
Martinis don’t get better than this. The ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Martini is as gorgeous as it is delicious. The Martini is decadent with Whipped Cream Vodka, Godiva Chocolate Liqueur, and Creme de Cocoa- finished with Whipping cream, Fresh Ricotta cheese, and a dash of Cinnamon. AND what about the rim? In true Cannoli style, the Martini is even more dramatic with a melted Chocolate, Pistachio and Maraschino cherry finish. A true homemade special occasion cocktail- your guests will not forget. So great for Christmas
What is the RIZZ? According to NPR RIZZ is Oxford’s word of the year for 2023. It mean’s you have GAME- the shortened form of Charisma. If you are an alluring flirt or a seductive Charmer- You have RIZZ! We couldn’t describe this cocktail any better!
- Chocolate Chips
- Maraschino Cherries
- White Chocolate Melting Wafers
- Whipped Cream Vodka
- Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
- Creme de Cocoa
- Heavy Whipping Cream
- Fresh Ricotta Cheese
- A dash of Cinnamon
You will also need
- A cocktail shaker
- Pastry brush
- Butter Knife
ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Martini
- 1 Cocktail Shaker
- 1 Slim food or pastry brush
- ⅓ cup Pistachios
- ⅓ cup Chocolate chips
- 4 Maraschino Cherries
- ⅓ cup White Chocolate Melting wafers
- 2 oz Whipped Cream Vodka
- 1 oz Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
- 1 oz Creme de Cocoa
- 2 Tbsp Whipping cream
- 2 Tbsp Ricotta cheese
- Dash Cinnamon
Garnish the Rims
- Dry 4 Maraschino cherries and chop finely
- Chop the Pistachios, and chocolate chips, and mix- set aside
- Melt your chocolate for 45 seconds in the microwave. Stir and heat another 15 seconds. Stir again
- Use a pastry brush to paint the chocolate on the outside of the rim. Paint a thin line- but apply thickly all around the glass
- Use a butter knife to press the Chocolate, nut and cherry mixture into the rim of chocolate -all around the glass
- Store in the refrigerator until your are ready to use
Mix your cocktail
- Measure your Whipped Cream vodka, Godiva Chocolate Liqueur, and Creme de Cacao in a Cocktail shaker with ice
- Add Whipping cream, Ricotta, and a dash of Cinnamon
- Shake vigorously and strain into your prepared and beautifully rimmed glasses
- Serve and enjoy your Christmas Martini
The Traditional Cannoli
Cannoli is an iconic Italian dessert known for its crispy outer shell and creamy filling. If you are a food lover or have a sweet tooth, then Cannoli should definitely be on your radar. Not only is it delicious, but Cannoli is also steeped in a rich history and culture that is unique to Italy.
The Cannoli has become a beloved dessert around the world, and its popularity has led to countless variations and adaptations. So, whether you’re looking to make a Cannoli, or a Cannoli Cocktail- it’s a dessert that is well worth your attention. Trust me, your taste buds will thank you- We always enjoyed Cannoli’s at special occasions like Christmas and New Year’s- Try the Best Cannoli Martini from Cuss Kitchen
Now we get to the Martini! Some say the cocktail came from a drink called the Martinez, from the town of Martinez, California- around the time of the Gold rush.
Dessert martinis are a pretty recent phenomenon, but it is truly fun to add our favorite flavors into a Martini glass.
This magical mix is festive for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, or any holiday party. H#ll- make this Martini any day you need a dessert. cocktail!
FAQ’s for Dessert Martini’s
What the FAQ?
Why will I love a Dessert Martini?
Do you put ice in a Dessert Martini?
No, Martini’s typically feature chilled Martini glasses, and cocktails that have been shaken with ice and strained. A Martini without ice is often called “Dry”.
What kind of alcohol is used in a Dessert Martini?
Martinis feature Vodka, but dessert Martini’s may contain additional flavors and liqueurs. In addition they generally feature imaginative and tasty rims.
What do you pair with a Dessert Martini?
Since Dessert Martini’s are generally sweeter, they tend to go beautifully with appetizers that are salty. In fact, Dessert Martinis are often served with Charcuterie Boards.
Can a Dessert Martini be dirty?
Dirty Dessert Martinis are unlikely. ‘Dirty’ usually refers to olive brine, which is not very complementary to Dessert Martini flavors. So your Dessert Martini cannot be Dirty- but you and your crazy antics could be an entirely different story!
- Garnish your Martini glasses ahead of time, and store in your refrigerator until you are ready
- This recipe serves 2. But you could easily make a pitcher and pour into your garnished glasses just before serving
- Serve with cannoli Chips
Italian Cursing FAQs
What the FAQ?
What are the Best Italian cursing expressions?
Do you know the most interesting Italian Cuss-worthy expressions to accompany your Masturbaker gourmet desserts?
In service of our smart and ever-learning ‘Cuss’tomers, we are sharing some of our favorites:
What is Rompicoglioni? – Ball breaker
Rompicoglioni is someone that bothers, or annoys you.
What is Faccia di culo? – Assface
Faccia di culo literally means your face looks like an ass, but in Italian, it is not as bad as it sounds. It actually means you have a lot of nerve and are very direct.
What does Non dire cazzate mean?– Don’t talk bullshit!
Cazzate, minchiate, puttanate, stronzate are all good terms for Bullshit!
What does Porca puttana mean? – Bloody hell, Dammit
When you are truly pissed, you can yell Porca puttana. which literally translates to “pig slut”. How perfect is that?
What is Bacha ma culo? – Kiss my Ass
With such an amazing Martini- your guests may Pass on the Sass– and instead, say Grazie! (thank you), or even, Sei una dea sexy (You are a sexy Goddess!)
Tini Indiscretion You will love this Pecan Pie Martini recipe. Enjoy Creme de Cacao liqueur, Rumchata, Bourbon, and a chopped Pecan – caramel rim. You may find yourself cheating on your go-to Martini- but it’s just a ‘Tini’ Indiscretion. Try this delicious drink. Even Harry and Sally would be proud to partake!
Shameless Tart (Key Lime Pie Martini If you love the famous sweet and tart pie, this Key Lime Pie Martini is everything your craving.
The Shameless Tart is a tropical blend of Coconut Rum, Vodka, Agave, Heavy cream, Vanilla, and Key limes- finished with a crushed graham cracker rim, and a lime wedge or wheel.
Tart, sweet and creamy, you’ll be asking if its a cocktail or a dessert- but I bet you can’t have just one! It’s a tropical vacation on your tongue and the cocktail version of your favorite pie!
French Kiss There is nothing, and I mean nothing like a chocolate martini. This deliciously sophisticated version takes it to the next level, combining dark chocolate liqueur with Chambord Black Raspberry Liqueur – a sweet infusion of raspberries, blackberries, black currants and Madagascar vanilla. Add to that crisp vodka and a hint of chilled espresso, and you have a chic and flavorful martini like no other. Equally perfect for Ladies Night or a cozy night in for two, this is a memorable kiss that you don’t want to miss. You never forget your first French Kiss! 😉