ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Martini
Martinis don’t get better than this.ย The ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Martini is as gorgeous as it is delicious.ย The Martini is decadent with Whipped Cream Vodka, Godiva Chocolate Liqueur, and Creme de Cocoa- finished with Whipping cream, Fresh Ricotta cheese, and a dash of Cinnamon.ย AND what about the rim?ย In true Cannoli style, the Martini is even more dramatic with a melted Chocolate, Pistachio and Maraschino cherry finish.ย A true homemade special occasion cocktail- your guests will not forget.ย So great for Christmas
What is the RIZZ?ย ย According to NPR RIZZ is Oxford’s word of the year for 2023.ย It mean’s you have GAME- the shortened form of Charisma.ย If you are an alluring flirt or a seductive Charmer-ย ย You have RIZZ!ย We couldn’t describe this cocktail any better!
Ingredients
Garnish Rim
- Pistachios
- Chocolate Chips
- Maraschino Cherries
- White Chocolate Melting Wafers
Cocktail
- Whipped Cream Vodka
- Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
- Creme de Cocoa
- Heavy Whipping Cream
- Fresh Ricotta Cheese
- A dash of Cinnamon
You will also need
- A Blender(preferred) or A cocktail shaker
- Pastry brush
- Butter Knife
ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Martini
Equipment
- 1 Cocktail Shaker
- 1 Slim food or pastry brush
Materials
Chocolate Rim
- โ cup Pistachios
- โ cup Chocolate chips
- 4 Maraschino Cherries
- โ cup White Chocolate Melting wafers
Cocktail
- 2 oz Whipped Cream Vodka
- 1 oz Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
- 1 oz Creme de Cocoa
- 2 Tbsp Whipping cream
- 2 Tbsp Ricotta cheese
- Dash Cinnamon
Instructions
Garnish the Rims
- Dry 4 Maraschino cherries and chop finely
- Chop the Pistachios, and chocolate chips, and mix- set aside
- Melt your chocolate for 45 seconds in the microwave. Stir and heat another 15 seconds. Stir again
- Use a pastry brush to paint the chocolate on the outside of the rim. Paint a thin line- but apply thickly all around the glass
- Use a butter knife to press the Chocolate, nut and cherry mixture into the rim of chocolate -all around the glass
- Store in the refrigerator until your are ready to use
Mix your cocktail
- Measure your Whipped Cream vodka, Godiva Chocolate Liqueur, and Creme de Cacao in a Blender or Cocktail shaker with ice
- Add Whipping cream, Ricotta, and a dash of Cinnamon
- Shake vigorously and strain into your prepared and beautifully rimmed glasses
- Serve and enjoy your Christmas Martini
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The Traditional Cannoli
Cannoli is an iconic Italian dessert known for its crispy outer shell and creamy filling. If you are a food lover or have a sweet tooth, then Cannoli should definitely be on your radar. Not only is it delicious, but Cannoli is also steeped in a rich history and culture that is unique to Italy.
The Cannoli has become a beloved dessert around the world, and its popularity has led to countless variations and adaptations. So, whether youโre looking to make a Cannoli,ย or a Cannoli Cocktail- itโs a dessert that is well worth your attention. Trust me, your taste buds will thank you- We always enjoyed Cannoli’s at special occasions like Christmas and New Year’s- Try the Best Cannoli Martini from Cuss Kitchenยฎ
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Dessert Martinis
Now we get to the Martini!ย Some say the cocktail came from a drink called the Martinez, from the town of Martinez, California- around the time of the Gold rush.
Dessert martinis are a pretty recent phenomenon, but it is truly fun to add our favorite flavors into a Martini glass.
This magical mix is festive for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, or any holiday party. H#ll- make this Martini any day you need a dessert. cocktail!
FAQโs for Dessert Martiniโs
What the FAQ?
Why will I love a Dessert Martini?
Do you put ice in a Dessert Martini?
No, Martiniโs typically feature chilled Martini glasses, and cocktails that have been shaken with ice and strained.ย A Martini without ice is often called โDryโ.
What kind of alcohol is used in a Dessert Martini?ย ย
Martinis feature Vodka, but dessert Martiniโs may contain additional flavors and liqueurs.ย In addition they generally feature imaginative and tasty rims.
What do you pair with a Dessert Martini?
Since Dessert Martiniโs are generally sweeter, they tend to go beautifully with appetizers that are salty.ย In fact, Dessert Martinis are often served with Charcuterie Boards.
Can a Dessert Martini be dirty?
Dirty Dessert Martinis are unlikely. โDirtyโ usually refers to olive brine, which is not very complementary to Dessert Martini flavors.ย So your Dessert Martini cannot be Dirty- but you and your crazy antics could be an entirely different story!
Aphrodesi’hacks’
- Garnish your Martini glasses ahead of time, and store in your refrigerator until you are ready
- Use a blender to really break up the fine pieces of cheese- for a smooth Martini
- Make your guests aware there is cheese in this martini- No matter how well you blend it your guests could see a small piece of Ricotta- We don’t want them to think you are serving a ‘Curdled Cocktail’!
- This recipe serves 2. But you could easily make a pitcher and pour into your garnished glasses just before serving
- Serve with cannoli Chips
Italian Cursing FAQs
What the FAQ?
What are the Best Italian cursing expressions?
Do you know the most interesting Italian Cuss-worthy expressions to accompany yourย Masturbakerย gourmet desserts?
In service of our smart and ever-learning โCussโtomers, we are sharing some of our favorites:
What is Rompicoglioni?ย โ Ball breaker
Rompicoglioniย is someone that bothers, or annoys you.
What is Faccia di culo?ย โ Assface
Faccia di culoย literally means your face looks like an ass, but in Italian, it is not as bad as it sounds. It actually means you have a lot of nerve and are very direct.
What does Non dire cazzateย mean?โย Donโt talk bullshit!
Cazzate, minchiate, puttanate, stronzate are all good terms for Bullshit!
What does Porca puttana mean? โ Bloody hell, Dammit
When you are truly pissed, you can yell Porca puttana. which literally translates to โpig slutโ.ย How perfect is that?
What is Bacha ma culo? โ Kiss my Ass
With such an amazing Martini- your guests may Pass on the Sassโ and instead, sayย Grazie! (thank you),ย or even,ย Sei una dea sexy (You are a sexy Goddess!)
Martini Recipes for our best CUSS-tomers
Shameless Tart (Key Lime Pie Martiniย If you love the famous sweet and tart pie,ย this Key Lime Pie Martini is everything your craving.
The Shameless Tart isย a tropical blend of Coconut Rum, Vodka, Agave, Heavy cream, Vanilla,ย and Key limes- finished with a crushed graham cracker rim, and a lime wedge or wheel.
Tart, sweet and creamy, youโll be asking if its a cocktail or a dessert- but I bet you canโt have just one!ย ย Itโs a tropical vacation on your tongue and the cocktail version of your favorite pie!
French Kissย There is nothing, and I meanย nothingย like a chocolate martini. This deliciously sophisticated version takes it to the next level, combining dark chocolate liqueur with Chambord Black Raspberry Liqueur โ a sweet infusion of raspberries, blackberries, black currants and Madagascar vanilla. Add to that crisp vodka and a hint of chilled espresso, and you have a chic and flavorful martini like no other. Equally perfect for Ladies Night or a cozy night in for two, this is a memorable kiss that you donโt want to miss. You never forget your first French Kiss!ย ๐
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Try our Mutha-Cluckin Gobbler, Rubbed and Smoked Fowl .ย Sometimes you just need Big Meat.ย this turkey recipe gets a good RUB. (Everything starts with a good rub, am I right?) Starting with a warm smokey rub full of chili powder, cumin, rosemary, and thyme.
The perfect dessert would be our Smoked Bread Puddingย ย In this Bourbon Bread pudding recipe, there are two kinds of chocolate, pecans, challah bread, and BOURBON!!!! With ingredients like these how can you not scream with pleasure! And you will notice there are NO raisins.ย Apparently thatโs a thing
Luscious Ballsย This is a very โHANDS ONโ recipe.ย ย Everyone appreciates Lucious Balls!ย Chocolate Bourbon balls with Hazelnuts, and Animal crackers- Oh My!ย ย Savor our Adult-only boozy Chocolates! You will be able to taste the Bourbon flavor in our Luscious Balls-ย it makes them complex and interesting.ย A fantastic recipe and the Best Christmas treat.ย ย Our Luscious Balls offer up a powerful punch in a small bite.ย Make these no-bake treats as the perfect treat for your Bourbon-loving friends.
Letโs give โem Pumpkin to talk aboutย You will love this Gourmet Rumchata Pumpkin and Biscoff pie recipe.ย ย Oh my Gourd!ย ย This is the pie that will make your Holiday merrier!ย This recipe is revolutionary. Crispy, caramelly, cookie crust, and a gourmet pie filling infused with a good helping of Rumchata.ย It bakes up beautifully and will be your new favorite Holiday tradition.ย ย After all Beauty is in the Pie of the Beholder!
More great cocktail recipes for the Holiday Season
Tini Indiscretionย You will love thisย Pecan Pie Martini recipe.ย Enjoy Creme de Cacao liqueur, Rumchata, Bourbon, and a chopped Pecan โ caramel rim.ย Just the right sweetness with Pecan Pie goodness in every sip- makes the perfect Christmas cocktail โฆand for the rest of the yearโฆYou may find yourself cheating on your go-to Martini-ย but itโs just a โTiniโ Indiscretion
Snowblower Margarita Cocktailย ย You will beย BLOWN AWAYย by our decadent Coconut Mezcal White Margarita.ย The Snowblower blends smokey Mezcal cocktail flavor with icy coconut cream, lime and vanilla.ย Even better, all of this goodness is accentuated by a cheeky cocktail rim that is 1/2 sparkly white, and 1/2 yummy and edible snowblower debris.ย Make this delicious new recipe.
16 Responses
I am embarrassed to say I drank two! So delicious. Highly recommend.
This is Really Great – and how I will be drinking Cannolis from now on.
Looks delicious! Will have to try it!
Interesting combination of flavors- especially love the cheese in it. I am making a big batch for Christmas eve. My friends will love.
OMG- so good. i didn’t know I liked Cannoli’s this much
Great special occasion cocktail. Makes an impression.
This cocktail looks amazing! Can’t wait to try your recipe.
This is a wonderful drink for after the meal – sweet and satisfying!! I especially love the pistachios on the rim!!
What a delicious idea!
What a wonderful recipe! I will have to make it for my next dinner party!
We enjoyed this drink for Christmas and everyone loved it. Definitely making again.
This cocktail is stunning and delicious – our new holiday favorite!
This cocktail is gorgeous- a Martini with Ricotta cheese? Who knew? 5 Star
Love this Martini. The rims are beautiful too
I had to try a CANNOLI martini! Now I am sharing with my friends! You hit the right note for something special