Martinis don’t get better than this. The ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Martini is as gorgeous as it is delicious. The Martini is decadent with Whipped Cream Vodka, Godiva Chocolate Liqueur, and Creme de Cocoa- finished with Whipping cream, Fresh Ricotta cheese, and a dash of Cinnamon. AND what about the rim? In true Cannoli style, the Martini is even more dramatic with a melted Chocolate, Pistachio and Maraschino cherry finish. A true homemade special occasion cocktail- your guests will not forget. So great for Christmas
What is the RIZZ? According to NPR RIZZ is Oxford’s word of the year for 2023. It mean’s you have GAME- the shortened form of Charisma. If you are an alluring flirt or a seductive Charmer- You have RIZZ! We couldn’t describe this cocktail any better!
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Cannoli is an iconic Italian dessert known for its crispy outer shell and creamy filling. If you are a food lover or have a sweet tooth, then Cannoli should definitely be on your radar. Not only is it delicious, but Cannoli is also steeped in a rich history and culture that is unique to Italy.
The Cannoli has become a beloved dessert around the world, and its popularity has led to countless variations and adaptations. So, whether you’re looking to make a Cannoli, or a Cannoli Cocktail- it’s a dessert that is well worth your attention. Trust me, your taste buds will thank you- We always enjoyed Cannoli’s at special occasions like Christmas and New Year’s- Try the Best Cannoli Martini from Cuss Kitchen
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Now we get to the Martini! Some say the cocktail came from a drink called the Martinez, from the town of Martinez, California- around the time of the Gold rush.
Dessert martinis are a pretty recent phenomenon, but it is truly fun to add our favorite flavors into a Martini glass.
This magical mix is festive for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, or any holiday party. H#ll- make this Martini any day you need a dessert. cocktail!
What the FAQ?
No, Martini’s typically feature chilled Martini glasses, and cocktails that have been shaken with ice and strained. A Martini without ice is often called “Dry”.
Martinis feature Vodka, but dessert Martini’s may contain additional flavors and liqueurs. In addition they generally feature imaginative and tasty rims.
Since Dessert Martini’s are generally sweeter, they tend to go beautifully with appetizers that are salty. In fact, Dessert Martinis are often served with Charcuterie Boards.
Dirty Dessert Martinis are unlikely. ‘Dirty’ usually refers to olive brine, which is not very complementary to Dessert Martini flavors. So your Dessert Martini cannot be Dirty- but you and your crazy antics could be an entirely different story!
What the FAQ?
Do you know the most interesting Italian Cuss-worthy expressions to accompany your Masturbaker gourmet desserts?
In service of our smart and ever-learning ‘Cuss’tomers, we are sharing some of our favorites:
Rompicoglioni is someone that bothers, or annoys you.
Faccia di culo literally means your face looks like an ass, but in Italian, it is not as bad as it sounds. It actually means you have a lot of nerve and are very direct.
Cazzate, minchiate, puttanate, stronzate are all good terms for Bullshit!
When you are truly pissed, you can yell Porca puttana. which literally translates to “pig slut”. How perfect is that?
With such an amazing Martini- your guests may Pass on the Sass– and instead, say Grazie! (thank you), or even, Sei una dea sexy (You are a sexy Goddess!)
Tini Indiscretion You will love this Pecan Pie Martini recipe. Enjoy Creme de Cacao liqueur, Rumchata, Bourbon, and a chopped Pecan – caramel rim. You may find yourself cheating on your go-to Martini- but it’s just a ‘Tini’ Indiscretion. Try this delicious drink. Even Harry and Sally would be proud to partake!
Shameless Tart (Key Lime Pie Martini If you love the famous sweet and tart pie, this Key Lime Pie Martini is everything your craving.
The Shameless Tart is a tropical blend of Coconut Rum, Vodka, Agave, Heavy cream, Vanilla, and Key limes- finished with a crushed graham cracker rim, and a lime wedge or wheel.
Tart, sweet and creamy, you’ll be asking if its a cocktail or a dessert- but I bet you can’t have just one! It’s a tropical vacation on your tongue and the cocktail version of your favorite pie!
French Kiss There is nothing, and I mean nothing like a chocolate martini. This deliciously sophisticated version takes it to the next level, combining dark chocolate liqueur with Chambord Black Raspberry Liqueur – a sweet infusion of raspberries, blackberries, black currants and Madagascar vanilla. Add to that crisp vodka and a hint of chilled espresso, and you have a chic and flavorful martini like no other. Equally perfect for Ladies Night or a cozy night in for two, this is a memorable kiss that you don’t want to miss. You never forget your first French Kiss! 😉
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I am embarrassed to say I drank two! So delicious. Highly recommend.
This is Really Great – and how I will be drinking Cannolis from now on.
Looks delicious! Will have to try it!
Interesting combination of flavors- especially love the cheese in it. I am making a big batch for Christmas eve. My friends will love.
OMG- so good. i didn’t know I liked Cannoli’s this much
Great special occasion cocktail. Makes an impression.
This cocktail looks amazing! Can’t wait to try your recipe.
This is a wonderful drink for after the meal – sweet and satisfying!! I especially love the pistachios on the rim!!
What a delicious idea!
What a wonderful recipe! I will have to make it for my next dinner party!
We enjoyed this drink for Christmas and everyone loved it. Definitely making again.
This cocktail is stunning and delicious – our new holiday favorite!