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ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Martini

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ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Martini

Martinis don’t get better than this.  The ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Martini is as gorgeous as it is delicious.  The Martini is decadent with Whipped Cream Vodka, Godiva Chocolate Liqueur, and Creme de Cocoa- finished with Whipping cream, Fresh Ricotta cheese, and a dash of Cinnamon.  AND what about the rim?  In true Cannoli style, the Martini is even more dramatic with a melted Chocolate, Pistachio and Maraschino cherry finish.  A true homemade special occasion cocktail- your guests will not forget.  So great for Christmas

What is the RIZZ?   According to NPR RIZZ is Oxford’s word of the year for 2023.  It mean’s you have GAME- the shortened form of Charisma.  If you are an alluring flirt or a seductive Charmer-   You have RIZZ!  We couldn’t describe this cocktail any better!

 

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Ingredients

 

Garnish Rim

  • Pistachios
  • Chocolate Chips
  • Maraschino Cherries
  • White Chocolate Melting Wafers

 

 

 

 

Cocktail

  • Whipped Cream Vodka
  • Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
  • Creme de Cocoa
  • Heavy Whipping Cream
  • Fresh Ricotta Cheese
  • A dash of Cinnamon

 

 

You will also need

  • A cocktail shaker
  • Pastry brush
  • Butter Knife

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Martini

Decadent Cannoli Martini with a rim of white chocolate, Pistachio, Cherries and chocolate chips
Prep Time15 minutes
Total Time15 minutes
Course: cocktails, Drinks
Cuisine: American
Keyword: Best Cannoli cocktail, Best Cannoli Martini, Cannoli Cocktail, Cannoli cocktail with Ricotta, Cannoli Martini, ChaRIZZmas Cannoli Cocktail, Christmas Cannoli Martini, Christmas Martini
Yield: 2
Author: Amore Genitalia

Equipment

  • 1 Cocktail Shaker
  • 1 Slim food or pastry brush

Materials

Chocolate Rim

  • cup Pistachios
  • cup Chocolate chips
  • 4 Maraschino Cherries
  • cup White Chocolate Melting wafers

Cocktail

  • 2 oz Whipped Cream Vodka
  • 1 oz Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
  • 1 oz Creme de Cocoa
  • 2 Tbsp Whipping cream
  • 2 Tbsp Ricotta cheese
  • Dash Cinnamon

Instructions

Garnish the Rims

  • Dry 4 Maraschino cherries and chop finely
  • Chop the Pistachios, and chocolate chips, and mix- set aside
  • Melt your chocolate for 45 seconds in the microwave. Stir and heat another 15 seconds. Stir again
  • Use a pastry brush to paint the chocolate on the outside of the rim. Paint a thin line- but apply thickly all around the glass
  • Use a butter knife to press the Chocolate, nut and cherry mixture into the rim of chocolate -all around the glass
  • Store in the refrigerator until your are ready to use

Mix your cocktail

  • Measure your Whipped Cream vodka, Godiva Chocolate Liqueur, and Creme de Cacao in a Cocktail shaker with ice
  • Add Whipping cream, Ricotta, and a dash of Cinnamon
  • Shake vigorously and strain into your prepared and beautifully rimmed glasses
  • Serve and enjoy your Christmas Martini

 

 

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The Traditional Cannoli

Cannoli is an iconic Italian dessert known for its crispy outer shell and creamy filling. If you are a food lover or have a sweet tooth, then Cannoli should definitely be on your radar. Not only is it delicious, but Cannoli is also steeped in a rich history and culture that is unique to Italy.

The Cannoli has become a beloved dessert around the world, and its popularity has led to countless variations and adaptations. So, whether you’re looking to make a Cannoli,  or a Cannoli Cocktail- it’s a dessert that is well worth your attention. Trust me, your taste buds will thank you- We always enjoyed Cannoli’s at special occasions like Christmas and New Year’s- Try the Best Cannoli Martini from Cuss Kitchen

 

 

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Dessert Martinis

Now we get to the Martini!  Some say the cocktail came from a drink called the Martinez, from the town of Martinez, California- around the time of the Gold rush.

Dessert martinis are a pretty recent phenomenon, but it is truly fun to add our favorite flavors into a Martini glass.

This magical mix is festive for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, or any holiday party. H#ll- make this Martini any day you need a dessert. cocktail!

 

 

 

 

FAQ’s for Dessert Martini’s

What the FAQ?

 

 

Why will I love a Dessert Martini?

Dessert Martinis are becoming popular and trendy.  They are smooth, creamy, and often taste like our favorite pies and desserts.  Popular dessert Martinis include Chocolate, Pecan Pie, Pumpkin Pie, Key Lime Pie, Apple Butter, and so many more.  What’s more – It seems every Holiday features new and imaginative creations, such as the ‘Hallow Weenie Martini’, or the ‘Santa Clausmopolitan’.

Do you put ice in a Dessert Martini?

No, Martini’s typically feature chilled Martini glasses, and cocktails that have been shaken with ice and strained.  A Martini without ice is often called “Dry”.

 

What kind of alcohol is used in a Dessert Martini?  

Martinis feature Vodka, but dessert Martini’s may contain additional flavors and liqueurs.  In addition they generally feature imaginative and tasty rims.

What do you pair with a Dessert Martini?

Since Dessert Martini’s are generally sweeter, they tend to go beautifully with appetizers that are salty.  In fact, Dessert Martinis are often served with Charcuterie Boards.

 

Can a Dessert Martini be dirty?

Dirty Dessert Martinis are unlikely. ‘Dirty’ usually refers to olive brine, which is not very complementary to Dessert Martini flavors.  So your Dessert Martini cannot be Dirty- but you and your crazy antics could be an entirely different story!

 

 

 

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Aphrodesi’hacks’

  • Garnish your Martini glasses ahead of time, and store in your refrigerator until you are ready
  • This recipe serves 2. But you could easily make a pitcher and pour into your garnished glasses just before serving
  • Serve with cannoli Chips

 

 

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Italian Cursing FAQs

What the FAQ?

What are the Best Italian cursing expressions?

Do you know the most interesting Italian Cuss-worthy expressions to accompany your Masturbaker gourmet desserts?

In service of our smart and ever-learning ‘Cuss’tomers, we are sharing some of our favorites:

 

What is Rompicoglioni? – Ball breaker

Rompicoglioni is someone that bothers, or annoys you.

 

What is Faccia di culo? – Assface

Faccia di culo literally means your face looks like an ass, but in Italian, it is not as bad as it sounds. It actually means you have a lot of nerve and are very direct.

 

What does Non dire cazzate  mean?–  Don’t talk bullshit!

Cazzate, minchiate, puttanate, stronzate are all good terms for Bullshit!

 

What does Porca puttana mean? – Bloody hell, Dammit

When you are truly pissed, you can yell Porca puttana. which literally translates to “pig slut”.  How perfect is that?

 

What is Bacha ma culo? – Kiss my Ass

With such an amazing Martini- your guests may Pass on the Sass– and instead, say Grazie! (thank you), or even, Sei una dea sexy (You are a sexy Goddess!)laugh icon

 

 

 

 

pecan pie flavored martini with pecan and carmel coated rim Tini Indiscretion  You will love this Pecan Pie Martini recipe.  Enjoy Creme de Cacao liqueur, Rumchata, Bourbon, and a chopped Pecan – caramel rim.  You may find yourself cheating on your go-to Martini- but it’s just a ‘Tini’ Indiscretion.  Try this delicious drink. Even Harry and Sally would be proud to partake!

 

key lime pie flavored martini Shameless Tart (Key Lime Pie Martini  If you love the famous sweet and tart pie,  this Key Lime Pie Martini is everything your craving.

The Shameless Tart is  a tropical blend of Coconut Rum, Vodka, Agave, Heavy cream, Vanilla,  and Key limes- finished with a crushed graham cracker rim, and a lime wedge or wheel.

Tart, sweet and creamy, you’ll be asking if its a cocktail or a dessert- but I bet you can’t have just one!   It’s a tropical vacation on your tongue and the cocktail version of your favorite pie!

 

Two stemmed martini glasses with dark (almost black) crumbs around the rims, each filled with a dark chocolate brown, creamy opaque liquid. The martini glasses are sitting on a black table, surrounded by coffee beans, a few green leaves and blurred burgundy cloth napkins in the background.French Kiss  There is nothing, and I mean nothing like a chocolate martini. This deliciously sophisticated version takes it to the next level, combining dark chocolate liqueur with Chambord Black Raspberry Liqueur – a sweet infusion of raspberries, blackberries, black currants and Madagascar vanilla. Add to that crisp vodka and a hint of chilled espresso, and you have a chic and flavorful martini like no other. Equally perfect for Ladies Night or a cozy night in for two, this is a memorable kiss that you don’t want to miss. You never forget your first French Kiss!  😉

 

 

 

 

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12 Responses

  1. 5 stars
    Interesting combination of flavors- especially love the cheese in it. I am making a big batch for Christmas eve. My friends will love.

  2. 5 stars
    OMG- so good. i didn’t know I liked Cannoli’s this much

    Great special occasion cocktail. Makes an impression.

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