Swearing with love and a pinch of salt
Enjoy the most delicious St. Patrick’s Day Ice cream- St. Patrick’s Day Creami. Made with the Ninja Creami Ice cream maker. Cup or cone- you will love every bite
Who could resist Irish Cream and Andes Mints in a rich and creamy dessert? Definitely not me- AND So easy, You can make it Lickity Split! Homemade Ice cream with Irish cream and chocolate mint candy? – Too Indulgent? Pog Mahone! (Kiss my Arse)
This addictively delicious chocolate and mint ice cream is everything you know about the classic dessert with a boozy twist- and just 7 ingredients- Full of St Patricks Day vibes!
It’s the perfect ending for your little Irish Holiday Shenanigans
Funny Limericks have been embraced by many cultures around the world, but they are much loved in Ireland and have been passed down from generation to generation- and shared with lively audiences in pubs. Here are a few favorites:
A strange young fellow from Leeds
Rashly swallowed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of fine grass
Sprouted out of his ass
And his balls were covered with weeds.
There once was a man from madras
Whose balls were made of brass
In stormy weather
They clang together
And sparks fly out of his ass!
There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates.
But a fall on his cutlass
Has rendered him nutless,
And practically useless on dates.
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think –
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
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What the FAQ?
The Ninja Creami transforms a frozen solid ice cream base into a decadent and delicious ice cream, at the touch of a button. From healthy to decadent, the Ninja Creami ice cream maker can create frozen treats that are creative and healthful.
Enjoy traditional desserts like a Ninja Creami Vanilla ice cream, Ninja Creami Chocolate ice cream, Strawberry ice cream, or Mint chocolate chip ice cream. You can also enjoy creative concoctions that are Dairy free, Vegan, Low calorie, and/or full of Protein- All easy Ninja Creami recipes.
The Creami has pre-programmed settings for ice cream, sorbet, gelato, frozen yogurt, milkshake, smoothie bowl, slushy, Italian ice, frozen drinks, and ‘Creamiccino’. The Creami works differently from a conventional maker, but quickly spins a frozen pint of ingredients into a mostly smooth ice cream, even with tricky, low-fat bases.
The Ninja Creami is fast and fun. Get creative with textures, and flavors, Make decadent flavor combinations, low-calorie, high protein ice cream, or treats to accommodate special diets- Keto, Low-sugar, Lactose-free, or Vegan. Make ice cream with easy Ninja Creami recipes.
With the Creami, you simply pour your liquid base and ingredients in the Creami pint, and freeze it for 24 hours. Once your mixture is frozen, you pop the lid off of the containers and drop them into the Ninja Creami.
Whether you’re a seasoned frozen dessert connoisseur or a rookie confection maker, this magical machine can revolutionize your dessert experience.
Traditional Ninja Creami Ice cream may include egg yolks, cream and sugar. Other variations use whole milk, heavy whipping cream, and occasionally cream cheese, and even goat cheese.
For low-calorie ice creams, almond milk, cashew milk, or low-fat yogurt is often used in conjunction with sugar-free pudding powder. Low calorie sweeteners include Stevia, Monk fruit, Swerve, Allulose. Guar gum is sometimes used as a thickener, or way to avoid heavy creams.
Vegan Creami ice cream often feature non-dairy milks like almond or cashew. They may also use Tofu, Cashew or Coconut butters, soaked nuts, even sweet potatoes and/or dates
Lactose-free milks or protein shakes are often used in Creami desserts for those with milk allergies
Some Creami desserts start with a Protein shake – Fairlife, B-Fit and Core Power shakes are popular options.
Sorbet is typically simple syrup and pureed fruit. Sorbets can include herbs, and alcohol.
If using frozen fruit, Dice or mince in a food processor. Hard frozen fruit can damage your Ninja machine. Fresh fruit can to add too much liquid to your recipe.
Fudge and Caramel, Nut butters, and Hazelnut spread do not mix well in the Ninja Creami. These should be added after the dessert is blended.
The Ninja Creami uses a different method of preparing cool and creamy treats. The Creami uses technology that was previously only available in an expensive machine called the Pacojet. The Creami has an attached blade, which spins as it slowly moves into the frozen block of liquid. The blade drills into the ice, shaving off pieces and whipping them together until the mixture forms a creamy dessert.
Ice cream becomes crumbly for a variety of reasons, including not enough fat content, too much water content, or improper freezing. Add a 1/2 tsp of milk, cream, or almond milk to your pint, and put the pint back into your Ninja on the re-spin cycle. This re-spin cycle can be great friend to you!
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Gettin Lucky Everyone loves to ‘Get Lucky’ with a Guinness Chocolate Ice Creami for St Patrick’s Day. Luscious Chocolate ice cream with a nostalgic malt taste that puts this dessert over the top, and of course the malted milk balls add even more fun
Blarney Busters Leave it to Cuss Kitchen to bring the ‘Luck of the Irish’ to a sandwich that will melt in your mouth. A great recipe, Sweet, salty, and ‘Oh so Tender’ corned beef makes a Bang On slider. It practically screams ‘Eat Me- I’m Irish!’
Sheep Thrills Baaad Shepherd!….but, Great appetizer Ewe will love! A Shepherd’s Pie appetizer -Seasoned Ground Beef, with small pieces of potatoes, peas, and carrots- an easy Irish-inspired appetizer. All the nostalgia and savory flavor of a simple Irish favorite in a delicious pinwheel appetizer with minced vegetables and a delicious brown puff pastry crust. Golden light and delicious- so hard to stop eating!
Boozy Tiramisu Gelato What could be more tempting than Tiramisu Gelato with Rum? Cheesy Mascarpone goodness, Espresso, Chocolate, Spiced Rum and Lady Finger cookies. If you feel sexy after enjoying tiramisu, there could be a good reason. Tiramisu was invented by brothels in the northern Italian town of Treviso, renowned for its relaxed, ‘pleasure-focused’ people who love Tiramisu. Chill with this alcohol-infused Gelato.
Cannolilicious You will enjoy this rich and cheesy Ricotta Gelato with Dark chocolate, salty Pistachios, and sweet Maraschino cherries. This Creami Cannoli Gelato is a delicious twist on a classic Italian/Sicilian delicacy. Savor every spoonful.
Drop It like It’s Hot Snoop will tell you to put your best moves out on the floor. We have done it- and it is HOT – as in HOT HONEY! Enjoy Hot Honey Peach ice cream… Cheesy, Creamy, Sweet with a sassy tang…Something different and delicious with simple healthy ingredients. An amazing blend of sweet and spicy -cheesecake, Peach flavor, Hot honey and banana. An ice cream recipe you’ll make and serve again
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I love this one. I will not be waiting for the Holiday to make again