Drunken MILF (Mango Iced Lassi Fusion)

Drunken MILF  (Mango Iced Lassi Fusion)

Hot Moms are nothing new!  So, we think it is important that MILF’s have a delicious and refreshing drink to call their own – our Mango Lassie Cocktail.  Make the Lassi!  Embrace your MILFieness with a refreshing Mango smoothie that features Coconut Rum and Nutmeg.  Subtly sweet and tangy, the perfect accessory to your next summer party.

Ingredients

• Frozen Mango chunks
• Plain Yogurt
• Coconut Rum
• Nutmeg

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BITCH         Beautiful Individual That Corrects Hoes

MAID           Mother Actually in Disguise

BRA              Bosom Regulating Accessory

STRESS       Shit To Remember Every Single Second

POLITICS   Pure Outright Lies Intended to Infect Common Sense

FEAR           F#ck everything and Run

HOPE          Hold On, Pain Ends

DIET            Did I Eat That?

VODKA       Very Overpowering Drink, Killing Agony

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Drunken MILF (Mango Lassi Cocktail)

Mango Lassi Recipe with Coconut Rum

Prep Time10 minutes mins

Total Time10 minutes mins

Course: Drinks

Cuisine: Indian

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Equipment

• Blender or Ninja

Materials

Mango Lassie Cocktail Ingredients

• 1 cup Frozen Mango Chunks or fresh ripe sweet Mangoes, or frozen Mango pulp, canned pulp, or use canned alphonso Mangoes. or use Mango puree
• ½ cup Plain Yogurt (whole milk)
• 4 oz Coconut Rum
• ½ tsp Nutmeg

Instructions

Make an Adult Mango Lassi Cocktail

• Combine all ingredients into a Blender or Ninja Bullet
• Blend until smooth
• Pour into an attractive glass or mason jar
• Garnish with a chunk of Mango, and or sprinkle of Nutmeg
• Serve Immediately

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What is a Lassi drink?

Mango Lassis have enjoyed increasing popularity at Indian restaurants, but they are so easy to make at home.  A Lassi is a blended Indian drink with dahl (yogurt,) or buttermilk, water, spices, and sometimes fruit, with a smoothie -like consistency.  The Lassi features the sweetness of mangoes and the tartness of the yogurt for a refreshing summer drink.  In our Cuss Kitchen® recipe, we add Coconut Rum to amp up the Lassi, and make an interesting grown-up smoothie cocktail you will love.

Where does the Lassi come from?

The Lassi is an ‘ancient smoothie’ that originated somewhere around 1000 BC and featured fruits and pure spices.  Originally from Punjab, a region in northwestern India, the Lassi fits perfectly with savory and spicy and delicious Indian cuisine.  The earliest mentions of Lassi have been found in the ancient Indian texts dating as far back as 1000 BC.  It is today, one of the most popular beverages in Northern India.

More on the Indian Lassi Beverage

Are there different traditional flavors of Lassi?

Most Lassi’s fall into two categories, Sweet and Savory.  There are traditional lassis, fusion lassis, and creative opportunities to combine yogurt, or curd, sweeteners and/or spice into something new and delicious.  Here are a few well-known Indian recipe variations popular here and popular in India:

• Mango Lassi
• Traditional Sweet or Salty Lassi
• Sweet Lassi
• Fresh Mint Lassi
• Masala Lassi/Masala Chaas (Cumin, Mint, Ginger, Coriander)
• Red Orange Lassi (Blood Orange, and Banana)
• Strawberry Lassi
• Dry Fruit Lassi (Raisins, Dates and Nuts)
• Banana Lassi
• Spiced Mocha Lassi
• Grape Lassi
• Spiced Kiwi and Mint Lassi
• Kesar Lassi (Saffron, Cardamom, Almonds, and Pistachios)

Why will I love a Mango Lassi?

There is a reason this refreshing drink has lasted a 1000 years.  Enjoy the cooling hydration that has sustained the Indian sub-continent for so many years.  Delicious with Indian food and spice.  The Lassi is easy to make, with a subtle creamy sweetness, yogurt tang, and earthy spice.

Why would I love a Mango Lassi Cocktail?

We amped up this delicious Mango Lassi with Coconut Rum.  It is refreshing, tropical, easy to make, and perfect for a summer party.  Just 4 easy ingredients in this spiked Mango cocktail.

Tips for making a Mango Lassi Cocktail

• You can use the fresh ripe Mangos you have, or use canned Alphonso Mango pulp, but frozen mango pieces are an excellent way to add an icy texture to your cocktail.  Frozen Mango is easy to find in the freezer section of your favorite grocery store.
• Use whole Milk Yogurt for a richer flavor
• Garnish with a piece of Mango, a light dusting of Nutmeg.  You might also enjoy a few finely chopped pistachio nuts on top
• Make a Mango Lassi Smoothies extra cold, and chill

Mango Lassi FAQ’s

What is a Mango Lassi?

The mango lassi is a smooth and creamy drink that is a cross between a smoothie and a milk shake.  Mango lassi is a traditional Indian drink made with plain yogurt (dahi) and mango, also used in Ayurvedic medicine to purify the body and the spirit.  It is also a beverage that is loved for taming the heat of spicy dishes.  The Mango Lassi is one of the most popular drinks from the Indian subcontinent.

Are there alternative names for a Mango Lassi?

In different regions of India, the Lassi is known by different names.   Depending on the ingredients and consistency, the Lassi may be called Chaas, Mattha, and Taak.

Is the Lassi an ancient type of beverage?

Lassi can be referred to as an ‘ancient smoothie’ , likely the first yogurt smoothie in the world. The concept originated somewhere around 1000 BC and used either with fine fruits or pure spices.

How long does Mango Lassi last in the fridge?

The Mango Lassi has yogurt in it- It keeps well in the refrigerator for 1-2 days

Could a Mango Lassi make you sleepy?

Yogurt has tryptophan, an essential amino acid which helps to raise serotonin and melatonin levels in the body, both of which can help induce sleep. Calcium in the yogurt supports tryptophan to create melatonin.

How many kinds of Lassi are there?

There may be hundreds of kinds of Lassi.   The Lassi is divided into two categories—sweet and savory.  Both types of Lassi start with a base of plain whole-milk yogurt, and feature a variety of fruit and/or spices.

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