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Skinny Whore-jito (Skinny Strawberry Mojito)

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Get your Whore on and keep your body tight with this luscious and Skinny Strawberry Mojito. 

  

Who says that delicious cocktails need to pack on the pounds?

 

This low-calorie Whore-jito uses Sugar-free lemonade, white rum, fresh mint leaves, and sliced strawberries.  Try this skinny mojito recipe. 

Furthermore, this Mojito batch recipe is great for parties.  Relish a light and refreshing mojito that is the perfect guilt-free cocktail for a hot summer day.  Make it for your next adult pool party.

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Where does a Classic Mojito come from?

The original Mojito may go as far back as Sir Francis Drake in the 1500’s.  Though, Drake was unsuccessful finding gold in Havana, he did find a cure for some of his ailing crew members.  Sir Drake was worried about the dysentery and scurvy that was ravaging his crew.  Consequently, he sent a small party to meet with local South Americans for a remedy.   Of course, they found one!

 The remedy, however, may date back even further to African slaves that worked in the fields of sugar cane.  Slaves created “Aguardiente de cana” (literally “firewater of the sugar cane”) – a simple sugar cane alcohol.

Locals used a mixture of aguarediente de cana, mint leaves, sugar cane and fresh lime juice into a tonic which turned out to be effective for scurvy.  Importantly, the citrus was the cure for scurvy, and if the other ingredients had little effect- well they still tasted good!

The Bacardi company popularized Mojitos in the mid 1800s.  Additionally, Ernest Hemmingway’s endorsement of the drink in Le Bodeguita del Medio propelled it to become one of the most popular modern cocktails. 

A perfect summer Cocktail?

The mojito is already a perfect drink in every way, so what could possibly make it better? Fresh strawberries! Strawberries are an excellent accompaniment to a mojito’s sweet, sour, minty flavor.  Besides, this is your favorite Mojito made SKINNY.  Enjoy this refreshing low-calorie cocktail – It’s perfect for summer.

Mix it Up

Try this Mojito Cocktail recipe with a slight change.   Enjoy a different Mojito made with freshly muddled mint and Raspberries.

What’s the best rum for a Mojito?

Our favorites include Mount Gay Eclipse, Appleton White rum, and Cruzan light rum.

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 What are tips for Making Cocktails for a Party?

  1. Simplify.   Rather than making multiple cocktails, chose a signature cocktail that will create a delicious experience for your guests.
  2. Make a batch mixture of your cocktail ahead of time and chill.  Your guests can immediately receive a cocktail at the perfect temperature.
  3. Prepare your cocktail glasses ahead of time.  Whether a Martini glass or cocktail glass, you can have your glasses chilled, and garnished.  Garnish with a lime wheel,  or rim the glass with graham cracker crumbs (as in this recipe), or a more creative flourish- prepare ahead
  4. Set up your Bar or Self-serve Beverage Station.  Just before the party you can pull out your ice bucket, your garnished glasses, and even pour a few cocktails for your first guests.  Remember to have a picture of water, and some non-alcoholic options such as sparkling water, juice or sodas.
  5. Be in the moment- Your friends want to see and enjoy you!  Afterall, it’s your party.
 
 
 

Skinny Strawberry Mojito

Make a Skinny Strawberry Mojito-a Low carb / Low Calorie / Keto 

Ingredients
 
  • 4 cups Sugar-free Lemonade (prepare according to the package)
  • 1 cup White rum
  • 1/4 cup Fresh mint (Press, muddle, and spank it to release the flavor!)
  • 8 Strawberries (Sliced for garnish)
  • ½ cup Soda or seltzer(approximately)
 
 

Instructions

  1. Combine the sugar-free strawberry lemonade, Rum, and Mint in a large pitcher

  2. Serve over ice and garnish with berry slices

  3. Make it sparkly -Add a splash of club soda or seltzer for a bit of sparkle

  4. Serve mojitos in a chilled or icy glass garnished with a sprig of mint

     5. Sip and enjoy

Drink Up You Skinny Bitches!

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Mix It Up:  No Alcohol?

Not sure you can have a ‘Virgin’ Whore-jito?…

So let’s call it a Mocktail Mojito, No-jito, or even a refreshing lime and mint beverage!
 
Whether you are participating in ‘Dry January’, or just trying to moderate your alcohol intake, you will enjoy this delicious No-alcohol Mojito.  
 

Taste this minty non-alcoholic cocktail that has all the full octane mojito flavors without any of the hooch. It is the perfect go-to for any time you want to have a healthy alternative libation.

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3 Responses

  1. 5 stars
    This drink is dangerously easy to make and drink. Deliciously refreshing on a hot summer evening and my friends loved it!

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