Skinny Whore-jito
Get your Whore on and keep your body tight with this luscious and skinny Strawberry-lemonade Mojito.
Who says that delicious cocktails need to pack on the pounds?
The Skinny Whore-jito uses Sugar-free lemonade, white rum, fresh mint leaves, and sliced strawberries. Try this skinny mojito recipe. This Mojito batch recipe is great for parties. This light and refreshing mojito is the perfect guilt free cocktail for a hot summer day. A great choice for a pool party.
Where does a Classic Mojito come from?
The original Mojito may go as far back as Sir Francis Drake in the 1500’s. Drake was unsuccessful finding gold in Havana, but he did find a cure for some of his ailing crew members. Drake was worried about the dysentery and scurvy that was ravaging his crew. He sent a small party to meet with local South American Indians for a remedy.
The remedy, though may date back even further to African slaves that worked in the fields of sugar cane. The Africans created “Aguardiente de cana” (literally “firewater of the sugar cane”) – a simple sugar cane alcohol.
The locals used a mixture of aguarediente de cana, mint leaves, sugar cane and fresh lime juice into a tonic which turned out to be effective. The citrus was the cure for scurvy, and if the other ingredients had little effect- well they still tasted good!
The Bacardi company popularized Mojitos in the mid 1800s, and then Ernest Hemmingway’s endorsement of the drink in Le Bodeguita del propelled it to become one of the most popular modern cocktails.
Low-calorie Strawberry Mojito (Skinny Whore-jito)
Low-Calorie Strawberry-lemonade Mojito
Make a Skinny Mojito Cocktail -a Low carb / Low Calorie / Keto Strawberry-lemonade Mojito
- 4 cups Sugar-free Lemonade (prepare according to the package)
- 1 cup White rum
- 1/4 cup Fresh mint (Press, muddle, and spank it to release the flavor!)
- 8 Strawberries (Sliced for garnish)
- ½ cup Soda or seltzer(approximately)
Instructions
Combine the sugar-free strawberry lemonade, Rum, and Mint in a large pitcher
Serve over ice and garnish with berry slices
Make it sparkly -Add a splash of club soda or seltzer for a bit of sparkle
- Serve mojitos in a chilled or icy glass garnished with a sprig of mint
5. Sip and enjoy
Drink Up You Skinny Bitches!
Mix It Up: No Alcohol?
This minty non-alcoholic cocktail has all the full octane mojito flavors without any of the hooch. It is the perfect go-to for any time you want to have a healthy alternative libation.
From our Friends at Next Cocktails: https://nextcocktails.com/non-alcoholic-cocktail-recipes/
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3 Responses
This drink is dangerously easy to make and drink. Deliciously refreshing on a hot summer evening and my friends loved it!