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Martini Mania – 25 Creative and Tasty Martinis

Martini Mania Tis the season for parties! It is time to celebrate and enjoy a whole new wave of delicious Martinis.  We have been on the hunt for out-of-the-ordinary Martini recipes, and we have an amazing collection for you. Martinis have been around since the early 1900s, and of course, the “Mad Men” Three Martini lunch became a staple of Wall Street and Madison Avenue.  All that changed in the 70s and 80s when the classic Martini became old news and wine completely dominated.   Mixologists started reviving the Martini and getting creative in the late 90s.  We saw the innovation

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The Stiffy

Are you in need of a Stiffy?  This delicious Mezcal cocktail is balanced with the citrus flavors of Cointreau and fresh lime. The drink is

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Wicked AF Praline Bliss

Wicked AF Praline Bliss Buttery Caramel Pecan Praline bars.  This recipe lives up to the name WICKED.  The creamy butter, rich brown sugar, and perfectly

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Cuss Kitchen began by accident in 2019, when friends gathered to unwind with cocktails and delicious homemade appetizers and desserts. Above the laughter, someone suggested that we have a test kitchen to share recipes. This was followed by the somewhat confused response, “What? We’re doing a Cuss Kitchen??”

As good friends with cocktails do, we rolled with it. Soon all the polite conversation turned a little…colorful, as we gave recipes racy new names, and shared hilariously inappropriate ideas for others – the Cuss Kitchen Party was an instant success!

This website is a collection of uniquely fun parties and playfully rude recipes that we’re excited to share. We invite you to join the fun! Use our recipes for your next celebration and submit a recipe to share your own brilliantly irreverent creations.  Don’t forget to include pictures of your party and your dish, so we can share the laughs and feature them on the site.

If we publish your recipe, you will be entered into our monthly draw for some very special merch.  Regular contributors have the chance to become part of the Masturbaker AF Club.  Masturbaker AFs receive exclusive merch to celebrate their elite status as Cussers extraordinaire.  So go ahead and show us your risque best – at Cuss Kitchen, your shamelessly fun ideas are always welcome!

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Creating fun, flavorful recipes perfect for a girls night out, celebrating a divorce, engagement, bridal shower. Our audience is expanding rapidly, and we are looking to the future with continued growth as we add more branded merchandise and curated menus.  Even Fun costs money these days.

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