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Easy B*tch Margaritas (Simple Margarita)

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Easy B#tch Margaritas

BATCH not BITCH – f#cking auto-correct.

Welcome to the best bitch batch margarita recipe.  This tried and true simple margarita recipe has served as a mainstay of our parties.  Forget the margarita mixes!  Our homemade Margarita is bomb!  This is a classic Margarita recipe you can make in minutes.

Developed in the days of college house parties, this recipe can be inexpensive or not so inexpensive (insert your brand of tequila).  The only cheap thing is that bitch who seems to lose her panties after only 2 drinks at the Cinco de Mayo party (amateur).

If you want to make this spicy. Slice a few jalapenos (with the seeds) and let them soak in the bottom of the pitcher. 

Rim your glass with salt, I find that this is easily accomplished by wetting the rim with one of the sliced limes. Fill the glass with ice and pour your tasty con’cock’tion.  Garnish with a lime.


The Simple Margarita

‘Most Loved’ Cocktail in the US?

Speaking of this ‘Most Loved’ cocktail… Did you know that according to Nielsen, Margaritas have been, and still are, the most loved cocktail’ in the US.?  The most popular cocktail since the time Nielsen started polling in 2016.

Since then, we have seen Margarita blends have had ups and downs- but recently these cocktail masters  have been combining higher quality, fresher ingredients, and better Tequilas and Mezcals for premium tasting cocktails.

Salt or no salt on the rim,  Chill and enjoy!


How many calorie are in a simple margarita?

Generally, you can expect a classic margarita on the rocks to run about 400-500 calories for an 8-ounce glass.


How do you make a frozen margarita?

Frozen Margaritas are a perfect cocktail for hot summer days.  Pour the ingredients into a blender, add ice, and mix. You can keep it icy like a slushie or turn it into more of a blended frozen cocktail by blending it until it’s smooth (both are delicious Marg choices).


What if I wanted a more complex margarita?

Whether you prefer sweet, savory, or spicy, there is a tequila cocktail for you.  Adding pineapple juice or agave nectar can make your tequila cocktail a little sweeter.  Ginger can also be fun to experiment with as it walks a fine line between sweet and savory. Add cucumber, jalapeño, and cilantro for a savory cocktail with a touch of spice. Even better, add a dash of Tajin to a traditional salt rim to ramp up the zing factor. 

Margarita Fun Facts


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5 from 2 votes

Easy B*tch Margaritas

Quick and easy batch margaritas, perfect for a crowd.
Prep Time7 minutes
Active Time1 minute
Total Time8 minutes
Course: Drinks
Cuisine: Mexican
Keyword: batch, Batch cocktail, best margarita, Best Margaritas, Big Batch Cocktail, Classic Margaritas, cointreau, easy cocktail, Easy Margaritas, limeade, Margarita mix, Margarita Pitcher, Margarita Pitcher recipe, Margaritas for a crowd, Pitcher Margaritas, Pitcher of Margaritas, Pitcher Perfect, shaken, tequila, triple sec
Yield: 16
Calories: 46kcal
Author: Drunk Girl #1


  • 1 can Frozen Limeade
  • 3 cans Water
  • 1/2 can Triple Sec or Cointreau
  • 1 can Tequila


Rim Margarita Glasses

  • Wipe a lime wedge on the edge of
  • Dip the rim in kosher salt or coarse salt

Make an Easy Batch Margarita

  • Empty can of frozen limeade into a pitcher
  • Using the limeade can, add 3 cans of water, 1 can of tequila, and a half can of orange liqueur.
  • Stir well. Pour over ice.
  • Garnish with a fresh lime wedge.


If you want to spice it up, slice up jalapenos and add them to the pitcher.  For more spice, muddle the jalapenos prior to adding to the pitcher.


Serving: 8oz | Calories: 46kcal | Carbohydrates: 6g | Protein: 1g | Fat: 1g | Saturated Fat: 1g | Polyunsaturated Fat: 1g | Monounsaturated Fat: 1g | Sodium: 2mg | Potassium: 5mg | Sugar: 6g | Vitamin C: 1mg | Calcium: 1mg | Iron: 1mg

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3 Responses

  1. 5 stars
    Love this Margarita recipe. Delicious, and makes 14-16 servings, depending on the size of your Margarita glass. Easy to whip up another batch as needed. Will definitely make again!

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