The Swallow
Why not share a little creamy goodness between friends?ย ย This Mocha cocktail combines deep Mocha flavors with a hint of Coconut Cherry Cordial and Vodka for added gravitas –ย in Fabulous bird stemware!
You may not think of Cuss Kitchen® as true bird lovers- but we ARE!
So much so that we named two of our favorite cocktails after them… The ‘Swallow’ and the ‘Little Pecker’.
Here’s how the dictionary defines swallow
SWALLOW-Noun:ย A migratory bird with a broad wingspan, and forked tail.ย ย Highly adapted to aerial feeding
SWALLOW-Verb: To ingest or consume food or drink by causing it to pass down the throat
One warning- No matter how highly adaptive you are- keep your feet firmly on the ground when enjoying these cocktails.
Enjoy the seductive Mocha creaminess, and if you think this innocently-named cocktail has an implied connection to a naughtier definition for the word SWALLOW, you are probably not wrong.
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Ingredients
- Instant Espresso
- Water
- Coconut Rum
- Bailey’s Irish Cream
- Vodka
- Amaretto
- Cream of Coconut
What is Mocha?
Mocha is a type of coffee drink that is made from combining espresso and chocolate. It originated in Yemen, where it was first prepared using coffee beans roasted over a fire and mixed with chocolate.
The drink then spread to other countries, and variants were created, including the popular cafe mocha.
Cafe mocha typically contains steamed milk, a shot of espresso, and chocolate syrup or powder.
It is often topped with whipped cream and chocolate shavings. The taste of mocha is rich, chocolatey, and smooth, with the strength of the coffee tempering the sweetness of the chocolate.
Mochas are a popular beverage for those who want to indulge in something sweet with a caffeine boost.
Mocha flavors are also popular in desserts.
You deserve every minute of this luxurious Mocha Cocktail-ย and if someone interrupts you, Flip ’em the Bird
…the Swallow that is!
The Swallow (Mocha Cocktail)
The Swallow
Materials
Espresso
- 1 tsp Instant Espresso
- 2 ounces Water
Other Ingredients
- 2 ounces Coconut Rum
- 2 ounces Irish Cream
- 2 ounces Vodka
- 3 ounces Amaretto
- 2 ounces Cream of Coconut
Instructions
Make Espresso
- Place Espresso and Water in a glass cup
- Microwave for 1 minute
- Stir and let cool
Prepare Cocktail
- Mix Espresso, Rum, Irish Cream, Vodka, Amaretto, and Cream of Coconut in a bowl
- Use a funnel to add the cocktails to the Bird glasses
- Garnish the cocktails with Rosemary at the Bird's tail
- Serve
Are you a Mocha Lover?
You Mocha me Crazyย ย What could be better than a Mocha Cookie Dessert?ย The perfect solution for a world full of crazy!ย This dessert is light but luxurious, Indulgent but low calorie(OK โ not so much) โ But it is a delicious taste that will bring you and your loved ones from the edgeโฆ
Perky Nippleย This creamy mocha cocktail starts with intense, dark roast coffee ice cubes at its core.ย Add to that a shot of deep, flavorful Kahlua coffee liqueur, and you have just enough caffeine to make anyone perky with a capital P.
Of course, โnippleโ is a tongue-in-cheek nod to the second most plentiful ingredient: good old wholesome milk. What could be more innocent? Add in layers of rich vanilla vodka and always irresistible Baileyโs Irish Cream, and you have a cocktail built with a cast of truly buzzworthy characters.
2 Responses
Ok this is hilarious- but it is a really good drink. I love the Mocha