Why not share a little creamy goodness between friends? This Mocha cocktail combines deep Mocha flavors with a hint of Coconut Cherry Cordial and Vodka for added gravitas – in Fabulous bird stemware!
You may not think of Cuss Kitchen® as true bird lovers- but we ARE!
So much so that we named two of our favorite cocktails after them… The ‘Swallow’ and the ‘Little Pecker’.
SWALLOW-Noun: A migratory bird with a broad wingspan, and forked tail. Highly adapted to aerial feeding
SWALLOW-Verb: To ingest or consume food or drink by causing it to pass down the throat
One warning- No matter how highly adaptive you are- keep your feet firmly on the ground when enjoying these cocktails.
Enjoy the seductive Mocha creaminess, and if you think this innocently-named cocktail has an implied connection to a naughtier definition for the word SWALLOW, you are probably not wrong.
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Mocha is a type of coffee drink that is made from combining espresso and chocolate. It originated in Yemen, where it was first prepared using coffee beans roasted over a fire and mixed with chocolate.
The drink then spread to other countries, and variants were created, including the popular cafe mocha.
Cafe mocha typically contains steamed milk, a shot of espresso, and chocolate syrup or powder.
It is often topped with whipped cream and chocolate shavings. The taste of mocha is rich, chocolatey, and smooth, with the strength of the coffee tempering the sweetness of the chocolate.
Mochas are a popular beverage for those who want to indulge in something sweet with a caffeine boost.
Mocha flavors are also popular in desserts.
You deserve every minute of this luxurious Mocha Cocktail- and if someone interrupts you, Flip ’em the Bird
…the Swallow that is!
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Of course, “nipple” is a tongue-in-cheek nod to the second most plentiful ingredient: good old wholesome milk. What could be more innocent? Add in layers of rich vanilla vodka and always irresistible Bailey’s Irish Cream, and you have a cocktail built with a cast of truly buzzworthy characters.
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Fire Nuts Fire up those Nuts! Spicy Asian Mala Peanuts – These Sichuan pepper spicy nuts are the perfect compliment for beer or a cocktail. They are different, fragrant, and addictive! My ‘Spicy’ friends beg for them. It may be a simple crunchy snack, but powerful flavor! Great for parties, Lunar New Year, Chinese New Years Parties. Unfortunately these crunchy peanuts have earned a bit of a reputation.
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Ok this is hilarious- but it is a really good drink. I love the Mocha