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crispy wonton wrapper made into a bowl holding asian stir fry turkey and veggies
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Naked Egg Roll

This appetizer is too blessed to be dressed, naked, unafraid, and letting it all hang out! The Naked Egg Roll maintains the crunchy and flavorful

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baked deviled eggs topped with everything bagel spice
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You Sexy Devil

Sexy Baked and Spiced Deviled Eggs with Rosemary and Everything Bagel topping.  Eggs never looked so good!  Sinful? not so much…these eggs are Vegetarian, Gluten-free,

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steak bites
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Fillet -EO

Fillet- EO Fillet- EO,  just sort of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? These glazed steak bites are spicy, sexy, and will melt in your

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mala spicy peanuts
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FIRE Nuts

Fire up those Nuts!  These Sichuan spicy nuts are the perfect compliment for beer or a cocktail.  They are different, delicious, and addictive!  My ‘Spicy’

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crab and avocado with dill on a pita chip
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Crabbies

Crabbies No “Cootie on a Booty”…No Extra “Junk on the Trunk….” No “Gooch Goblins”- Not that kind of Crabs! These are delicious real crab appetizer

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Kiss My Hass

Want a Quickie?  I am talking about the appetizer! Not a great cook? …Get Avo it!   This is the Avocado toast you have been waiting

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Carmelized Onions, Cheese, and Capers on Toast
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It’s Better On Top

It’s Better On Top For those of you who thought ‘It’s Better On Top’  was a sexual reference, we love the way you think! Full

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finished jalapeno popper with bacon
Appetizers

JalaPenis Poppers

Jalapenis Poppers These are a party favorite. Lucious Alouette cheese, savory and slightly smokey pepper- followed by a zingy pop.  Roasting jalapenos make them mild

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Sandwhich made with Manwich, chorizo, pepper jack and pinapple
Appetizers

Sloppy Ho

Sloppy Ho This isn’t your mother’s Sloppy Joe.  This bitch is sweet and spicy! Last week you had fond memories of a nostalgic sandwich.  This

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