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Sooooo Skrewed (Chocolate, Banana and Peanut Butter Whisky Cocktail)

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Soooo Skrewed

A Peanut Butter Whiskey Cocktail

 

 

One sip, and you are Soooo Skrewed!  (with SKREWball)  This is a decadent dessert cocktail.  Chocolate, Peanut Butter and Banana flavors meld together in a consummate Martini fusion.  Perfectly Orgasmic!  This unique and delicious Peanut Butter whiskey cocktail recipe is a peanut butter lover’s Dream.  Hard day?  Here is your ‘Happy Ending‘!

 

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FAQ’s on Skrewball whiskey

 

What is Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey?

Skrewball’ Peanut Butter Whiskey is smooth and distilled from corn, barley, and natural peanut butter flavor. It’s great for sipping or using in cocktails.

Skrewball  was the first peanut butter whiskey to hit the market in 2018, and in 2019 it won a double gold medal for Best Flavored Whiskey at the New York World Wine and Spirits Competition.

 

Is Skrewball actually “Whiskey”?

Since it’s only 70 proof, delicious Skrewball is technically not a whiskey.   It’s actually labeled as “Whiskey with natural flavors and caramel color”, or a flavored spirit.  The distillation process is similar to that of a traditional whiskey and Skrewball’s smooth, nutty fresh flavors have made it a popular choice among whiskey lovers.

 

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What Does Skrewball Taste Like?

When you first try Skrewball PB whiskey, you’ll smell aromas of creamy peanut butter and honey.  The taste is nutty, sweet, and a little salty.  Just as it adds flavor and complexity to sauces and sandwiches, peanut butter makes an interesting flavor in whiskey, and a great liquor for a decadent drink.

How should I serve a Skrewball Peanut Butter Flavored Whiskey?

For pure flavor serve Skrewball as a shot, or a sipper with a single large ice cube.  If you like dessert drinks, find a Peanut Butter whiskey drink recipe with your favorite flavors- and serve it in a Martini glass, Highball , Rock glass, or Old Fashioned glass.

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Aphrodesi’hacks’

  • Refrigerate your Peanut Butter whiskey, for a beautifully chilled cocktail
  • A fun alternate garnish would be a Reese’s cup, Banana Chips, or a small cube of Peanut Butter and jelly sandwich

 

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FAQ’ on Peanut Butter Whiskey Cocktails

 

How is Peanut butter Whiskey made?

Peanut butter whiskey is made similarly to other  whiskeys.  It generally starts with raw grains, malted, mashed, fermented, distilled and matured in wood barrels.  Before bottling, the whiskey is either infused with real peanuts or mixed with artificial and/or natural flavors and/or coloring.

 

What foods pair well with Peanut Butter Whiskey Cocktails?

Fruit flavors like apple, peaches, bananas, and avocados pair beautifully with Peanut Butter.  Chocolate, Caramel, Coffee, Coconut, and Marshmallow are also flavors that make Peanut Butter Whiskey a home-run.  If you are looking to pair a Peanut Butter cocktail with a meal, consider pasta, pork, or even chicken wings.

 

Why is peanut butter whiskey so good?

Peanut butter whiskey tastes like a liqueur. There is the presence of vanilla, sweet maple, and earthiness.  Its flavor is nutty, sweet and a little salty.   It has a relatively low-alcohol content for whiskey, and you can enjoy as shots, as a sipper – straight, or mixed into cocktails.  Drink recipes with delicious Peanut Butter whiskey feel nostalgic and inspire comfort and cheer.

 

What are the top brands of Peanut Butter Whiskey?

Skrewball, Sheep Dog, Ole Smokey, Hard Truth, SQRRL, Barrel and Banter, PB&W, Bird Dog, Blind Squirrel, Skatter Brain, Coastal Creek, and Two Trees

 

Does Peanut Butter Whiskey go bad?

While whiskey generally doesn’t expire, it may lose flavor after it is opened.  Your unopened bottle of whiskey will last indefinitely if stored in properly.   After opening a bottle of whiskey, you may have six months to two years before it goes bad.

 

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5 from 23 votes

Sooo Skrewed

Chocolate, Banana, and Peanut Butter Whiskey Cocktail
Prep Time10 minutes
Total Time10 minutes
Course: cocktails
Cuisine: American
Keyword: Chocolate Banana and peanut butter whiskey cocktail, PB cocktail, Peanut Butter cocktail, Skrewball cocktail, So Skrewed cocktail, Sooo screwed cocktail, Soooo Skrewed Cocktail

Equipment

  • Cocktail Glasses

Materials

Cocktail Ingredients

  • ¾ oz SKREWball Whiskey ½ Jigger
  • ¾ oz Creme de Cacao ½ Jigger
  • ¾ oz Creme de Banana ½ Jigger
  • oz Bailey's Irish Cream 1 Jigger

Garnish

  • ½ oz Creamy Peanut Butter
  • ½ oz Finely chopped Peanuts

Instructions

  • Place the finely chopped peanuts on a cutting board or small plate
  • Place Peanut butter on the tip of a butter knife- and create a thin rim of PB spread on the outside of the glass
  • Roll the edge of the glass in finely chopped peanuts
  • Add the 4 liqueurs to the garnished glass and stir lightly
  • Add a large cocktail ice cube, if desired

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Another Great PB cocktail:

skewball whisky drink in a martini glass and a chocolate rim, topped with a marshmellow

Slow Skrew  Cozy up to a comfortable Slow Skrew!  This unique and delicious whiskey cocktail recipe features Skrewball Whiskey and is a peanut butter lover’s Dream.  The Slow Skrew has a funny way of delighting you…

Perfect Pairing:


peanut butter and chocolate covered dates with sea salt sprinkles
Try our Chocolate Gobsmakers with a Slow Skrew!   The Chocolate Gobsmackers recipe is different and delicious.  It starts with a Chocolate dipped Date, Peanut Butter, and Pecan, garnished with Sea salt.  Our stuffed date tastes like a Snickers bar and a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup.  The date has a cake like texture.  So delicious, and unusual, you will love surprising your friends!


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