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Puff Pastry with Fillings. Whipped topping and Fruit

Promiscu-Puffs (Pastry with filling and fruit)

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Promiscu-Puffs

Look up promiscuousย in any dictionary, and you’ll see words like easy and fast. Not complimentary for people, (you know who you are,) but when it comes to recipes, easy is a very good thing!ย  Promiscu-Puffs are wonderful pastry with filling and fruit.

We’ve come a long way from thinking that food had to be complicated and time-consuming to be worthwhile. Those bad old days were when a host wouldn’t serve anything that hadn’t first taken them through the seven dreaded stages of food prep.ย  Ultimately including,ย  fear, loathing, blood, sweat, tears, terror, and finally,ย  a successful offering that you never wanted to make again.

Happily, those days have been replaced with an appreciation for both food creation and the spicy adult beverages that make entertainment fun. “Easy” may be subjective, but we can all agree that food doesn’t have to be challenging to be delicious.ย  If we don’t make things easier for ourselves, who will? So go ahead, be promiscuous in the kitchen. I promise you’ll like it.

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Why will I love Promiscu-puffs?

  • Fun and sassy
  • Easy to make-ย  but look fancy
  • Easy to customize to your favorite flavors

 

 

 

Puff pastry with filling and fruit

Puff Pastry with Fillings. Whipped topping and Fruit
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5 from 14 votes

Promiscu-Puffs

Easy, bite-sized puff pastries with delicious, creamy filling.
Prep Time20 minutes
Active Time10 minutes
Total Time30 minutes
Course: Dessert
Cuisine: American, French
Keyword: Cream Cheese, Lemon, Party Dessert, Party Food, Puff Pastry, puff pastry dessert, puff pastry tart
Yield: 12
Calories: 192kcal
Author: Lascivious Loretta

Materials

  • 1/2 Package (Half of a 17.3 Ounce Package) Frozen Puff Pastry Sheets Thawed.
  • 1 Egg Beaten
  • 8 tbsp Lemon Curd Prepared lemon curd is available where jams are sold.
  • 6 tbsp Cream Cheese Softened
  • 6 tbsp Whipped Cream Thawed
  • โ…› cup Blueberries or raspberries Halved, for garnish

Instructions

  • Preheat oven to 350ยฐF.
  • Lightly butter 36 mini muffin cups. (Most mini muffin pans have 24 1ยฝ" cups - plan to bake in 2 batches.)
  • Unfold the puff pastry sheet onto a lightly floured surface & roll it into a 12" square, working from the middle out in all directions.
  • Cut the pastry into 36 squares.
  • Gently press the pastry squares into the muffin cups.
    puff pastry sheet in muffin tin
  • Brush the edges of each with a beaten egg, then prick the centers with an X shape using a small fork.
  • Bake for 10 minutes or until golden brown.
  • Using the back of a small spoon, gently press down & rotate in the center of each hot pastry to form an indentation for filling
  • Remove the pastries to a wire rack and cool fully.
  • Meanwhile, beat the cream cheese in a small deep mixing bowl on medium speed until fluffy.
  • Beat in the lemon curd into the cream cheese filling until smooth.
  • Fold in the whipped topping.
  • Spoon filling into each cooled cup, pushing it down gently to reach the bottom. (A small piping bag also works well.)
  • Top each filled cup with half of a blueberry or raspberry, and refrigerate for half an hour until set.

Nutrition

Serving: 2pieces | Calories: 192kcal | Carbohydrates: 18g | Protein: 3g | Fat: 12g | Saturated Fat: 5g | Polyunsaturated Fat: 1g | Monounsaturated Fat: 5g | Trans Fat: 1g | Cholesterol: 23mg | Sodium: 118mg | Potassium: 32mg | Fiber: 1g | Sugar: 8g | Vitamin A: 134IU | Vitamin C: 1mg | Calcium: 14mg | Iron: 1mg

 

 

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Puff Pastry with filling and fruit

This dessert can be made ahead, covered & refrigerated for up to 24 hours. Or make the cups and filling a day ahead, refrigerate separately, and assemble just before serving.

 

 

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Mix it Up

Make excellent flavor options for the filling can be made with Nutella chocolate hazelnut spread or Lotus Biscoff ginger cookie butter in place of the tangy lemon curd.ย  They are also so flavorful in the flaky puff pastry

Serve a variety platter featuring all three: assemble 3 small mixing bowls, beat 2 tablespoons of cream cheese in each bowl, then add 3 tablespoons of lemon curd to the first, 3 tablespoons of Nutella to the second, and 3 tablespoons of Biscoff cookie butter to the third. Beat each until smooth, then fold in 2 tablespoons of Dream Whip into each bowl. Assemble per the recipe, garnish with halved berries, sliced almonds, or a dusting of powdered sugar.

 

 

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