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NEW in time for the holidays!

Sassy Magnets

 

Magnet Dimensions:  3mm thickness. 4.5″ High x 4.5″ Wide (indoor use)

Heavy Canvas Reusable Wine Bags

Present your favorite bottle in these irreverently funny & reusable wine bags, featuring 100% unbleached (400 GSM) cotton canvas, screen printed in black on one side, with sturdy double loop handles. Easy care spot clean or machine wash and line dry.

Bag Dimensions: 11″ High x 6.5″ Wide x 2.875″ Bottom Width – Fits standard wine bottle or 750L bottle of liquor

**2023 New Designs!

Kitchen Towels

These cheeky, fun kitchen/bar towesl feature 100% (200 GSM) white cotton, screen-printed in black on one side, with a handy fabric hang loop sewn in on the back. It’s easy care machine wash & dry, and perfectly sized at 18″ X 28″.

Medium Gift Bags

These roomy and reusable medium bags with handles makes gift presentation effortless & fun. It features 100% unbleached (400 GSM) cotton canvas, screen printed on one side with sturdy looped handles, gusseted sides, and a removable bottom insert for extra strength. Easy care spot clean or machine wash and line dry.

Dimensions: 13″ High / 12″ Wide / 5″ Depth at Base.
Bottom Reinforcement: Bag to contain a thin, flexible, removable, rectangular  insert to reinforce the bag’s sturdiness.

Small Cinch Gift Bags

Add extra fun to gift giving with these hilarious, reusable fabric gift bags. Perfect for smaller items, it features 100% unbleached (210 GMS) cotton canvas, screen printed  on one side, with a drawstring closure. Easy care spot clean or machine wash and line dry.

Bag Dimensions: 9.5″ High x 6.5″ Wide.

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