Lewd, Lascivious, and Wonton (Wontons with Bacon Onion Jam)

Lewd, Lascivious, and Wonton

Wontons with Bacon Onion Jam

Lewd:  Obscene

Lascivious:  Inclined to lustfulness

Wonton:  A delicious Chinese dumpling

Win, Win, Win!

What is in a traditional fried wonton?

‘Wontons’ are a traditional Chinese dumpling found across Chinese Cuisine.  The word “wonton” roughly translates to ‘swallowing cloud’ in Cantonese, named for the appearance that floating wontons take in a broth.

A traditional fried wonton is made with a ground meat like pork, chicken or shrimp. Additionally, they are filled with cream cheese, chopped green onions and seasonings.  Next, they are placed in a thin sheet of dough.  Finally, they are wrapped to create a crispy appetizer.

What is a Wonton skin or Wrapper?

A wonton wrapper is a small, yellowish squares of dough. They measure about 3 1/2 inches and are about a fourth the size of an eggroll wrapper.   You will find them in the dairy or deli section of the store where foods are kept refrigerated.

Wonton dough is similar to an egg-noodle dough. Their ingredients include wheat flour, egg, and water. Incidentally, Wonton wrappers and eggroll wrappers are made from the same ingredients.  These wrappers are typically not gluten-free.  Moreover, wonton/egg roll skins use eggs, so are not Vegan (though, their are a few eggless brands out there)

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What is Boursin Cheese?

Boursin is a brand of Gournay cheese. It is a soft creamy cheese available in a variety of flavors, with a flavor and texture somewhat similar to cream cheese.  Of course, you will enjoy this creamy Boursin cheese inside of this appetizer.

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Wontons with Bacon Onion Jam

You will love this obscenely delicious and lusty appetizer.  Lewd, Lascivious, and Wonton has it all going on- creamy, sweet, salty- and crunchy- Orgasmic!

Wontons with Bacon Onion Jam and creamy Boursin cheese

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5 from 16 votes

Lewd, Lascivious, and Wonton

Not your Grammy's Rangoons- You will be lusting after these creamy and savory appetizers

Prep Time15 minutes mins

Active Time5 minutes mins

Course: Appetizer

Cuisine: American

Keyword: air-fried appetizer, air-fried wonton skins, Bacon appetizer, Boargasm, Boursin, Stonewall Kitchen Roasted Garlic Onion Jam, wonton appetizer, wonton skins, wonton wrappers

Yield: 24

Author: Wayne Kerr

Equipment

• Air Fryer

Materials

• 1 11.75oz jar Stonewall Kitchen Roasted Garlic Onion Jam
• 1 5.2 oz box Boursin Garlic and Fine Herbs Gournay Cheese
• 6 strips Bacon fried and cut into bits
• 1 12oz pack Nasoya vegan wonton wraps (or similar)
• 1 egg white

Instructions

• Fry bacon and cut into small bits
• Place foil in the wire rack of your air fryer
• Spray cooking oil or cooking spray on the foil
• Place 9-12 thin wrappers on the wire rack (They stick together-make sure to fully separate)
• Put a ½ teaspoon of Boursin cheese in the center of each square
• add 3-4 small pieces of cooked bacon on top of the cheese
• add ½ teaspoon of the roasted garlic onion jam on top of the bacon and cheese
• Fill a small bowl with water, Dip your fingers in the water and wet the edges of each wonton square
• Fold opposing corners of the wonton skin up to the middle and seal the top and edges closed with slightly wet fingers
• Brush the wontons with egg white
• Put the wontons in the air fryer for approximately 5 minutes (Fryers can vary-so check the appetizers at the 4 and 4½ minute mark)
• Turn the wontons over and fry or toast 1-2 additional minutes before serving

Aphrodesi”hacks”

1. Separate the wonton skins- you want them thin and crunchy
2. Make ‘Lewd, Lascivious and Wonton’  ahead and toast right before serving
3. Wet the wonton skin edges makes them easier to work with
4. Try them with a sweet chili dip

Mix It Up

Substitute the Boursin cheese, with Brie.

Alternately, substitute the Bacon Roasted Garlic Onion Jam and Mango Chutney.

Delicious cocktails that go with

Wontons with Bacon Onion Jam

Enjoy a great cocktail with this appetizer:  the Stiffy   You definitely need to try a Mezcal Guajillo Cocktail .. Make this delicious Mezcal beverage that is balanced with citrusy Cointreau and fresh lime juice. You will love that the mix is amped up with Guajillo Pepper simple syrup and a Chipotle sugar rim.  This recipe delivers a slightly sassy chili tang, with wonderful smoke, and spice.  Fill your cocktail shaker with ice, add all ingredients, mix, and Shake well.  Finally, enjoy every drop.

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