Absof#ckinlutely! There are funny cocktails that can help ease the pain of a bad breakup. While these drinks may not heal a broken heart, they can provide a bit of humor and levity during a difficult time. So, next time you’re feeling blue after a breakup, consider gathering friends and mixing some funny cocktails from the Hex my Ex collection. Cuss Kitchen® toasts you for your strength and courage – and especially the humor you can find from tough situations.
A bubbly and botanical spritz. It’s an earthy multi-layered cocktail with flavors of herbs, spices, bark and mint.
FRESH start. Reconstitute your VERginity.
There’s one in every crowd right? This is a blatant hussy of a cocktail- for when you have been dealt a ‘bowl of bad’. Key lime pie in your favorite vodka? That could help?
This is a cocktail- and not the resolution to a bad decision!
Don’t fuel the Hate Fire… Have a light lemony cocktail instead
Do Cocktails remind you of him? Some ladies don’t appreciate little Peckers, but this one is worthy- a tropical gin cocktail that packs a zing! It also features a gummy worm!
If he did you wrong, sip on this ‘Dirty Banana’ Cocktail, instead of being married to one
Watch out for those Red-Heads! Sluts or Man-whores- Bright and fiery so we can see them coming.
This caramel candy-infused cocktail may be the most shamelessly decadent Martini ever. Bad week? Bad month? Do you deserve it?
Abso-f#ckn-lutely!
Just one Puff… and Don’t Inhale! Good Luck with that! You definitely won’t want to stop at just one Puff. Delicious! Potatoes, onions and carrots in a savory curry flavor with a flaky puff pastry.
Not a great cook? …Get Avo it! This is the Kimchi Avocado toast you have been waiting for. This is a vegetarian pleaser- with a creamy, tangy, Avo-Awesome profile.
Eat jerk, but don’t be married to one! This Jerk Marinade is delicious & zesty. It’s perfect for pork or any poultry!
Size DOES matter when it comes to flavor, and these tasty snacks deliver HUGELY in that department.
Tomato, Mozzarella, Pesto, and Balsalmic Caprese on Toast…Sexy …. Sleezy …. and oh so easy!
Why will my guests love funny foods?
A great food is an experience that should be fun. Of course an appetizer or dessert should be delicious, have a beautiful appearance and an interesting twist, but isn’t it even better if its deliciously RUDE and fun? Awkward, Funny, Sexy, or even Dirty- Appetizer and Desserts that capture your guests and make them laugh will be the talk of the party.
Why are funny foods trendy?
Humor reduces stress, and delicious food can do that too. Whether it’s an awkward appetizer like the Horny Gazpacho or Mother Shuckers, a slightly Dirty appetizer like Fillet-eo, or a dessert that comes with directions, Shutthefuckupcakes You can add some laughter and to your next gathering. So get the party started.
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This list is hilarious. Perfect for anyone with an Ex. LMAO. Trying the Reconstituted VERgin this weekend.